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Aug 3 2015 02:21pm
Quote (Tjo @ Aug 3 2015 04:17pm)
Then you are not in perfect health.


i am so glad you pretend to have a flawless understanding of how our complex physiologic systems work
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Aug 3 2015 08:34pm
I go like 4 if I'm off. Days I work like 2. Weird how that works..

My girlfriend has IBS and only shits once a week. Absolutely blows my mind every time I think about it.
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Aug 5 2015 01:52pm
Quote (TUAlumni @ Aug 3 2015 10:34pm)
I go like 4 if I'm off. Days I work like 2. Weird how that works..

My girlfriend has IBS and only shits once a week. Absolutely blows my mind every time I think about it.



probably same with mine. She hardly ever poops
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Aug 5 2015 05:46pm
Quote (Tjo @ Aug 1 2015 06:14pm)
if one eats three meals a day, one should evacuate the bowels three times, and then i mean complete evacuations (the colon is successfully and thoroughly emptied), that is the normal, natural rythm, almost universal in the animal kingdom--that is, in nature.
but since civilized man is constipated from birth to death, this is called abnormal. it doesnt do anything if the breakfast remains in the colon for 40 hours, waiting to get a push by the dinner meal, nono. absolutely no consequences. it can remain there forever, no worries.

constipation causes more misery, crime, suicide, violence and divorce than any other cause in the world.


What if the whole day I am eating so it's all just one big meal. So it's all just one big shit?
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Aug 5 2015 07:40pm
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What if the whole day I am eating so it's all just one big meal. So it's all just one big shit?


Nah man that's not a natural rhythm it doesn't align with the ebb and flow of tides
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Aug 5 2015 08:41pm
Quote (TUAlumni @ Aug 4 2015 11:34am)
I go like 4 if I'm off. Days I work like 2. Weird how that works..

My girlfriend has IBS and only shits once a week. Absolutely blows my mind every time I think about it.


Quote (Deathbv @ Aug 6 2015 04:52am)
probably same with mine. She hardly ever poops


Lmao don't lie you guys don't have gfs
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Aug 6 2015 01:21am
Consistantly 2, if eating something hot/spicy can be upwords of 5-6 (but I'm sure that applies to most people)
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Aug 6 2015 07:41am
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Consistantly 2, if eating something hot/spicy can be upwords of 5-6 (but I'm sure that applies to most people)


hot & spicey doesn't have any effect on me at all
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Aug 6 2015 09:48am
Quote (Deathbv @ Aug 5 2015 07:52pm)
probably same with mine. She hardly ever poops



Ur girl is really dropping tyranasaurus dumps behind your back man

My girl said she pooped only once a week but I believed that cuz she eventually got fat
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