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Feb 16 2015 08:17am
Quote (card_sultan @ Feb 15 2015 04:37am)
Why do some turtles and trees have a longer lifespan than humans?

Does God like them more?


Because trees don't have any gays.
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Quote (Mastersam93 @ Feb 16 2015 03:17pm)
Because trees don't have any gays.


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Quote (card_sultan @ Feb 15 2015 07:16am)
Trees don't have a roof though, some are 1000+ years old - if God made them , why didn't he make humans live that long?

He must be a tree Hugger.



Not that jm a believer but wouldn't that be a good thing? Get to heaven sooner?



Isnt the idea that heaven is our ultimate goal/ stopping grounds?
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Feb 16 2015 09:36am
Quote (card_sultan @ Feb 15 2015 03:37am)
Why do some turtles and trees have a longer lifespan than humans?

Does God like them more?


My knife can clean a turtle and my axe can fell a tree, god put all beings on the spectrum where they belong sir.
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Quote (thesnipa @ 16 Feb 2015 10:36)
My knife can clean a turtle and my axe can fell a tree, god put all beings on the spectrum where they belong sir.



I love fried snapping turtle :love: :love: :drool: hungry naow!

and Poulan for the tree my man,
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Quote (Valhalls_Sun @ Feb 16 2015 01:10pm)
I love fried snapping turtle :love: :love: :drool: hungry naow!

and Poulan for the tree my man,


Ill stick with my husqy for the big ones. We had a batch of elms that went dead so i chop them with an axe to increase my vitality points. In my younger years i used to chop down with an axe, cut to length with a 1-man saw, and hand split a tree every saturday for my weekend work, but the days of 2 hour sharpening sessions on that old 1man did it in so i chainsaw the trunks nowadays.

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Are you finally coming to terms with your fear of death?
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Ill stick with my husqy for the big ones. We had a batch of elms that went dead so i chop them with an axe to increase my vitality points. In my younger years i used to chop down with an axe, cut to length with a 1-man saw, and hand split a tree every saturday for my weekend work, but the days of 2 hour sharpening sessions on that old 1man did it in so i chainsaw the trunks nowadays.



Huskys are nice, I've been Poulan for 25ish years I've beat them to hell and they've started better than any other saws I've had, and I've really had some adventures with them. :rofl: I had an old 1 man and a 2 man with the dragon teeth I had an old timer come over and show me how to set the teeth on that bugger, it would make some sawdust that 2man saw ! we still burn but with my back screwed we rely on the boys now, It kills me not to go out cutting wood.
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Quote (Valhalls_Sun @ Feb 16 2015 04:56pm)
Huskys are nice, I've been Poulan for 25ish years I've beat them to hell and they've started better than any other saws I've had, and I've really had some adventures with them. :rofl: I had an old 1 man and a 2 man with the dragon teeth I had an old timer come over and show me how to set the teeth on that bugger, it would make some sawdust that 2man saw ! we still burn but with my back screwed we rely on the boys now, It kills me not to go out cutting wood.


weve got an old chevy that we bought with 100k or so miles on it from the neighboring farm specifically for wood, other than a few trips to highschool that truck ran only wood and its now at 225k! The bed of that truck looks like the surface of the moon.
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