3rd one ofc

There are always enemies. Boredom, lethargy, laundry. These are all enemies to a warrior and should be attacked with such ferocity as you would a dragon that threatens your child.

I wish you luck in being one of Odin's chosen. rest assured my brother - if you follow my advice you will enter the halls of your ancestors even if you don't make it to Valhalla.

many more battles need to be fought. like a true warrior that actually needs to win, I will use skills such as: my wits, my gear, my faith, my fellows.

I much prefer http://freyjafirst.com/Worship.aspx

praise be on to him

Allfather be praised. I slayed wild boar in his name the other weekend, took out six of them. I have a couple pounds in the freezer trying to figure out what I'm going to do with it, haha.

Make it into sausages and send it my way

By the time it crossed the ocean, it would be sentient.

kill them with a sword, then come back

This post was edited by the_rest on Sep 16 2014 11:56am

'Tis a great shame to be sure...

Never mind. I shall slaughter one of my own in tribute to your great effort. We shall feast together in spirit if not in person. Praise be to the Allfather!