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inkanddagger thats bullshit. i mean kmon, "Odin owns ye all" means "Odin pisses on you all".

now here the real sh*t thats shiter than shit



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Allfather be praised. I slayed wild boar in his name the other weekend, took out six of them. I have a couple pounds in the freezer trying to figure out what I'm going to do with it, haha.


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kill them with a sword, then come back


savages in africa. without any clothes. only 1 wooden spear. killing lions and all

btw if you need to figure out what to do with it, you sure are weak: barbeque party all night long!

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How can you believe in Odin when he offers no final judgement, what's the purpose of your life?
Is this objectively the best lifestyle choice for people?
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How can you believe in Odin when he offers no final judgement, what's the purpose of your life?
Is this objectively the best lifestyle choice for people?
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i'm sure you are very important and the mods will obey you.

1 Kill a boar with a gun and your friends
2 Eat boar meat, grow stronger
3 Kill boar with a hand-held-thing (sword, spear, whatever) and the aid of your friends
4 Eat more boar meat, grow even stronger
5 Kill boar with bare hands
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How can you believe in Odin when he offers no final judgement, what's the purpose of your life?
Is this objectively the best lifestyle choice for people?
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Odin judges you worthy of defending the world at the Ragnarok or he judges you unworthy. Live a life worthy of the honour and you shall live forever in the halls of your ancestors. Live a life favoured by none of the Aesir and you shall wander forever, a lost soul, alone and tormented in Hvergilmir where the great dragon Níðhöggr shall gnaw at your flesh and burn you over and over.

There is no objective morality. There is only what pleases the gods and what displeases the gods.
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Odin judges you worthy of defending the world at the Ragnarok or he judges you unworthy. Live a life worthy of the honour and you shall live forever in the halls of your ancestors. Live a life favoured by none of the Aesir and you shall wander forever, a lost soul, alone and tormented in Hvergilmir where the great dragon Níðhöggr shall gnaw at your flesh and burn you over and over.

There is no objective morality. There is only what pleases the gods and what displeases the gods.


right. so let's chek out killing boar with bare hands.

you wonder in a forrest looking for food. you don't carry a gun cause is too heavy. you spot a boar, boy it sure looks delicious! how the hack can you get a chunk of it. now suppose you don't got a knife to make a wooden spear and attach the knife at one end.

so you start thinking. you look at the boar more. he drinks water at the river. he eats delicious fruits from a nearby tree. kk then!

so you take a nice juicy fruit, inject some poison into it, place it where the boar eats&drinks. boy it sure was easy
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