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One time in the winter, it was cold & my cat likes to sleep under the blanket with me on really cold winter nights. I farted a really good one & gave her a dutch oven till she started clawing my arm that was trapping her in.

Quote (Norad777)

Multis are just a myth created to scare children, like the Boogeyman or Micheal Jackson.

Quote (SenorNZ)

Lol accountability.
You have to remember how much of a no lifer you have to be to even get trusted. So mods have to take our their frustration about their lives on jsp the only place they have any significance.
I know if I was a shut in nerd, flexing a bit of moderation power would be the highlight of my day. Instead I party, fuck women and socialize. Guess I'll never make mod.

Quote (Farine)

My favourite wrap is when your legs are wrapped around my face.

This got interesting.

Quote (bhcleanup)

and if u rely on life heavily, you prob suck.

Quote (boognis)

If Primus and Portishead had a baby I would cook it and freeze it and eat it every third Sunday of the month for as long as it lasted.

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i wanted metal gear solid bad so i called my grandma to have lunch with her and then asked to take me to gamestop

im 25 years old

Quote (Andre32)

fat chicks are like scooters, they're fun to ride until your friends find out

Quote (Lifebane99)

This bitch my sister was friends with said "I bet your dick is like a tic tac" when i was drunk, i whipped it out immediately and replied "Then allow me to freshen your breath" my mother didn't think it was as funny as the other hundred or so people present.

Quote (Cheesehead)

i think you're underestimating how hard it is to maintain an erection while tabbing between kinky videos and typing out replies on jsp

Quote (GRATS)

I like offending people because I think people who get offended should be offended.

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Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

Quote (GRATS)

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Quote (Norad777)

Readin' d2sp up in here like a tru rebel
In reading all these amazing high quality posts I revel

Sometimes this internet shit be gettin' real as fuck
Like walkin' into the office but you forgot the shirt tuck

And of course these forum warriors all have a large wiener
When they go rock climbin' they dick needs it's own carabiner

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No wonder u are in the guild named "kids" I guess the "baby" guild rejected u