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Jun 5 2014 03:11pm
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i just crapped out something that looked like it could be used to kill dracula


Quote (AllisonWonderland)
we don't have a lot of murders here, we have a lot of like syphilis though


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Jun 5 2014 03:14pm
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Apparently youve never met anyone that actually uses crack and meth responsibly, which is a larger amount of people than youd think.


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Jun 5 2014 03:16pm
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Quote (TRD)
you can wipe your ass with my face.


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Jun 8 2014 08:26am
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Fusa get D3.  Blizzard took the best part about D2 (MFing) and made it a standalone game.
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Jun 12 2014 05:38pm
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tito was an mma fighter, reporting is not his best strength.

similarly you are good at flipping burgers, not posting on jsp


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Jun 12 2014 07:12pm
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How I can sorb a hdin when you are a sorc!

So yeah, I was dueling vs a hdin, and he was using 1x wisp to sorb me. However I dont really know how to sorb a hdin. If someone know please post and explain me thanks :)
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Jun 14 2014 07:34pm
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Quote (n9neballking)
lol. iso english plz. you donked k/j on my 88.


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Jun 14 2014 07:41pm
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I can buy 2 dozen eggs at Winco for 1.98$.  Maybe if people started to eat healthy and make the correct decisions with their money instead of spending it on junk food / Wildstar / WoW / Diablo 3 / Gaming / Forum Gold / etc.  This nations would be in a better place.

Quote (WidowMaKer_MK)
...yet last week you posted a bank statement that showed you had fast food 5 times in 10 days...


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Jun 15 2014 08:35am
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here's my tatt



Jah Eth Ber

This post was edited by Flameyes on Jun 15 2014 08:36am
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My gf has been gone for a week and wont return till another week and I'm going to pound her so fucking hard she won't walk. Started exercising and with testosterone flowing and no girl to fuck means I got crazy urges. I'm refraining from masturbation so I can explode on my woman.
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