Get carried by one of the highest DPS monks on US server
Dashing strike + 34% MS > WotB + Sprint + 24% MS when doing elites only taxi's

MP10 Solo Azmodan Kill, 64 seconds -> 2.15m dps
http://youtu.be/18ARzQ8UQA0

Add me in game if you'd like a run. Morionic#1764/TEEASS#6164
Plz fill out the following form too:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dHBhZW11VmJnMW8xbDlGNlpMYlJCSlE6MQ

Prices
MP10 Uber Carry - 12m/slot (Our Machines)
MP10 Uber Carry - 6m for 1st slot (Your Machines), 12m each slot after that

5 stacks
NO WARDEN
3 ubers

I'm offering a money back guarantee, this may not apply to Teeass, you'll have to ask her.
if it takes me longer than 30 mins between 5 NV to 3 uber kills for a 1 on 3, your money back
if it takes me longer than 25 mins between 5 NV to 3 uber kills for a 1 on 2, your money back
if it takes me longer than 20 mins between 5 NV to 3 uber kills for a 1 on 1, your money back
if I'm not the one bringing the machines, then I'm not gonna count the time it takes for the guy who brought the machines to open the portals.
No abusing the money back guarantee system!

List of Runners:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AldEhLOK6ejJdHBhZW11VmJnMW8xbDlGNlpMYlJCSlE&single=true&gid=1&output=html

Vouches:
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64761249&f=153&o=10#p433252021
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64758951&f=153&o=0#p433221871
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64757645&f=153
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/6679638166?page=1
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64761249&f=153&o=0#p433239203
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64780019&f=153&p=433393127#p433393127
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64784346&f=153&p=433429890#p433429890
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64797287&f=153&o=0#p433546458
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64804275&f=153&o=0
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64899361&f=153&p=434444974#p434444974
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64913349&f=153&o=10#p434532255
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64917473&f=153&o=0#p434547670
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=64993930&f=153&o=0#p435150434

bin

bin ur machines

when servers are up ofc..

This post was edited by SmurfTits on Nov 1 2012 10:33am

any runs with your machines for 12m are open?

Interested in bin your machines if I can get in the next hour or so.

can i see your profile Morionic?

thx for the support.
and yeah, it's probably not a good idea to go off my profile.
i go a 9k dps build when I farm on teams.

back online after the server outage.

Bin, my machines. DeBo #1655.

bin my machines