You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Would you like the blue pill or the red pill?
Stranger: red, please
You: You start to spin and pass out. You awaken in a forest. Sit and think or explore?
Stranger: explore
You: You head south and come to a clear, quick moving stream. Stop and drink, collect some for future use, or cross?
Stranger: collect some
You: You find a four gallon tank in a bush to your left and fill it with water. Cross stream, follow it down, or explore surroundings(and that new pack you have)?
Stranger: explore
You: You open your pack and discover a pistol with one round, a lighter, and some beef jerky. You are hungry. Eat jerky or ignore your needs?
Stranger: ignore needs
You: Explore surroundings or vacate area?
Stranger: explore my surroundings
Stranger:
You: You discover an ammo box with no rounds, a tent, and a harpoon. Set up camp next to stream, or vacate area?
Stranger: set up camp!
You: You set up the tent, place some traps for animals, and get a fire going. You notice small fish in the stream. Fish or sleep?
Stranger: fish
You: You grab your harpoon and shoot it into the stream, destroying 10 small fish, and allowing you to collect two that are paralized from the shock.
You: Cook fish or save?
Stranger: can i cook some and save some? o.o
You: You may cook one and save one.
Stranger: okay
You: You cook up a fish, and store the other one in your water bucket. It awakens and swims around peacefully. Retreive harpoon from stream, or leave it for later?
Stranger: retrive it
You: As you are pulling the harpoon from the stream bed, you hear a crack behind you. Look around or run?
Stranger: look
You: You turn around and see a deer. You harpoon it. Harvest meat or leave it to rot?
Stranger: harvest!
You: You collect 100lbs or fresh meat and store it away. You are tired and fall asleep in your tent.
You: You awaken to the smell of smoke.
Stranger: oh god o.o
You: You exit the tent and remember you forgot to put out your fire. The forest is now ablaze. Break camp or flee?
Stranger: what does that mean, break camp?
You: Collect all of your stuff
You: including tent, water, food, everything
Stranger: oh. yes lets do that!
You: If you choose this option, you must take everything.
Stranger: okay.
You: You break camp quickly. Run across the stream or follow it down?
Stranger: follow it
You: You run with the stream, attempting to get out of the smoke and fire. You slip and lacerate your hand. Bandage it or continue running?
You: Bandage or run?
Stranger: run!
You: You ignore the blood pouring from your hand and keep running. You realize that you dropped the tent when you fell. Go back and grab it or keep running?
Stranger: grab it!
You: You run back into the smoke and flames to grab your tent. You barely make it back out. You continue running.
You: Your tent is on fire.
Stranger: oh shit
You: You drop the tent and keep running. You see a bright glow ahead. It's flames. To your left and right are the same weird glows. You're surrounded.
Stranger: no D:
You: Suicide by pistol, keep running, or attempt to ride it out in what is now a fairly good-sized river?
Stranger: run!
You: You keep running, and realize that the only way to survive is to get rid of your water. You drop the container and keep fleeing. Smoke and flames are all around you now.
Stranger: O.O
You: You slow down to a brisk walk to see better. You hear a weird 'whap whap whap' noise above you. Look up or keep moving?
Stranger: look
You: You look up and see it's a helicoptor. You grab your gun and notice it's actually a flare-gun. Horrible way to die if you would've chosen suicide. You shoot the flare up and the pilot sees you. They lower a basket and pull you to safety.
Stranger: yayyyy
You: After weeks of investigation, the police discover you were at fault for the fire and sentence you to 20 years in prison plus a $50,000 fine. Pay or attempt to flee?
Stranger: what. fuck that shit, run
You: You elbow the guard in the face and grab his gun. You shoot him in the face and then kill the other four guards in the court-room. You get rid of your handcuffs and collect all the ammo you can. Front or back door?
Stranger: back
Stranger: i like how im all ninja :]
You: You break through the back door and see a running police-car. You shoot the officer and hijack his cruiser. Mexico or Canada?
Stranger: mexico!
You: You drive to the Mexican border and sneak across. You are a rich man in Mexico, with the $200 you stole from the guards. You live a luxurious life and die an old man.
You: You just won the game.
Stranger: im not a man though :[
You: Oh, that changed everything.
Stranger: oh. i dont win anymore? :[
You: You sneak across the border and get caught by the local mexican gang. You are beaten and raped until you die. You just lost.
Stranger: oh. what the hell thats no fair...
Stranger: im fucked, whatever. at least i got out of the woods.
You: But wait, there's more! the blue pill you took contained a super-flu that killed off all mexicans. The US named this flu H1N1.
This post was edited by Shuey707 on Mar 18 2010 03:22am