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Mar 18 2010 03:36am
Quote (skrewzrloose @ Mar 18 2010 01:33am)
damn,wish i could get a convo that interesting on there lol
just a bunch of dudes asking if im horney


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m looking for a horny girl ;)
You: 14/f/cali xD
Stranger: toooo youngg babe
You: hah, you're probably some fat low-life anyways
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Mar 18 2010 03:48am
Quote (Shuey707 @ Mar 18 2010 04:36am)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m looking for a horny girl ;)
You: 14/f/cali xD
Stranger: toooo youngg babe
You: hah, you're probably some fat low-life anyways


i was talking to a pedo the other night
think i posted the convo in gc somwhere
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Mar 18 2010 03:51am
Quote (skrewzrloose @ Mar 18 2010 01:48am)
i was talking to a pedo the other night
think i posted the convo in gc somwhere


I'm trying to draw someone in for a trap, but no one will bite.
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Mar 18 2010 03:56am
ah found it


2996 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi beautiful!
You: u arent indian are you?
Stranger: no
You: good lol
You: last 10 ppl i talked to were indian
You: they creep me out
You: ask
You: asl*
Stranger: 22.m/usa
You: 13 f cali here
Stranger: what's on your mind?
You: dirty things
You: what are u up to?
Stranger: just wasting some time, not wanting to sleep
You: same here
Stranger: any dirty things your favorites?
You: well i havnt tried that much
You:
Stranger: me neither
You: lol,maybe we should meet irl then
Stranger: what's irl?
You: in real life
You: new to this internet thingy?
Stranger: only some of it
Stranger: apparently only to irl
You: ah
You: what kinds of dirty things do you like? ;P
Stranger: massages
Stranger: dirty talk
You: so where did you say you live again?
Stranger: like I said, haven't tried that much
Stranger: Missouri
You: oh cool,ill be there next week
You: what part?
Stranger: Columbia
Stranger: I'm a math major at Missou
Stranger: Mizzou
Stranger: wow, I need sleep
You: maybe you could come keep me warm when i get up there
You:
Stranger: I'd love to
Stranger: where in Missouri are you headed?
You: the dateline nbc office
Stranger: where's that?
You: where you get your ass thrown in jail for being a pedo
Stranger: where you bait potential sexual predators and lure them in from of cameras?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Mar 18 2010 04:45am
this one is fresh

Stranger: hi
You: hiil
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali xD
Stranger: well then lol
Stranger: you're young
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m georgia
You: coolio
You: I'm a biit drunk
Stranger: are you now
You: yeeee ;D
Stranger: haha :) nice
You: I knowww
Stranger: drunk alone or with friends
You: alone now
You: layin n bed
Stranger: bed is good
You: I kno
Stranger: so im guessing you had a good night?
You: eh it was borring
Stranger: well thats no good
You: parents out of town so stole some alcohl
You: from them
Stranger: nice
You: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so what do you look like if i may ask
You: 5ft tall
You: blonde
You: bornw eyes
You: :D
Stranger: you sound pretty :)
Stranger: any pics?
You: noooo, this is talk to stangers silly
Stranger: lol
Stranger: a picture wouldnt mean i knew who you were "silly" :P
You: maybe if you'r good ;p
Stranger: yes ma'am, i'll try :)
You: xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: someones happy
You: a wee bit
You: could be happer
Stranger: what would make you happier?
You: fun fun
Stranger: haha fun fun?
You: yes, what's fun?
Stranger: lots of things
You: pick something
Stranger: movies
You: something that cn be done now
Stranger: anything in mind?
You: something funnnnnnnnnnn
Stranger: haha what does it involve
You: wy are all guys on omegle so submissive?????????
Stranger: haha im not i just like to drag answers out of people
Stranger: would making you my bitch be fun?
Stranger: lol
You: not tongiht
Stranger: haha
You: something funner
Stranger: alochol drugs and sex?
You: alcohol...Check. drugs...Nope. sex...yes plz ;D
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: thought so
Stranger: are you dressed for the occasion?
You: i actually just took my shirt off becaus too hot
Stranger: well you definitely are now
Stranger: thats hot on more than one level
You: xD
Stranger: less than three however
You: :|
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: so what are you wearing then?
You: I'm jus in thing n bra
You: tohng
You: thing
You: thong
Stranger: i like thongs and bras
You: hehehe
Stranger: i like them more on the floor
You: maybe if your luckyy
Stranger: anything i can do to improve my luck? :)
You: It doesnt hurt to try ;DD
Stranger: id like to try you but it might hurt a lil bit ;)
You: why is that, you big?
Stranger: well im not small and i like it pretty rough
Stranger: and i promise im not submissive quite the opposite
You: I can handle rough
You: and as long as your smallr thn 8in you'r prob dine
Stranger: i think im fine then
Stranger: but it might be cuttin it close
You: HAHA
Stranger: lol
You: so whut you waitin for
You: my bed is all lonely
Stranger: hehe ill come keep you company then
Stranger: but the underwear is gonna have to go
You: gues you gonna have to take them then
Stranger: oh believe me i will
Stranger: then im gonna spank you for being a bad girl
You: oooooo yeeeeee :D:D:D
You: spank me hard
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: be careful what you ask for
You: I know what Im askin for
You: hurry befor my buzz is gon
Stranger: hehe ok
Stranger: you ever play with your ass?
You: depends on what you men
You: maen
You: mean
Stranger: like finger it
Stranger: or anything
You: a few times
You: it tight
You: wanna loosen it?
Stranger: hell yeah baby
Stranger: wanna see what im gonna loosen it with?
You: just bend me over and do it already
You: sheeesh
You: tkin forever
Stranger: you shut your mouth and you'll get it when i think you deserve it
You: HAH
Stranger: haha that was lame
You: yes sir mr dom sir
Stranger: good girl ;)
Stranger: now why dont you suck my cock like a good little girl
You: Not feelin like suckin, I wana get plowed
You: jus plow me
Stranger: ok spread those legs for me and ill spread those lips for you
You: I lay dwon on the bed and open y legs sedctivly and use my finger to have tou come to me
Stranger: i rub my hard throbbing cock against your clit until youre begging me to fuck you
You: oh daddy please put it in my butt
Stranger: i flip you on your stomach and slap your ass nice n hard then push the tip of my cock in your tight little ass
You: ooooo
You: you can push hrder than that
Stranger: then i shove my cock all the way in in one hard thrust
You: OHH
You: mmmm
Stranger: you like that baby?
You: yes dadyy
Stranger: fuck your ass is so tight
You: :D I roll over so Im facin you with you still in me
You: do me hrd dddy
Stranger: oh fuck yeah
Stranger: i grab you by the hips and start fucking you hard
You: oh yes
You: I strt to get close to cummin on yor big dik
You: I grab my cock and pump it and jizz all over your face and chest
You: oh daddt
You: so good
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Mar 18 2010 02:48pm
ahhaha
what did he say at the end?
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Mar 18 2010 02:53pm
Quote (Shuey707 @ Mar 18 2010 05:45am)
this one is fresh

Stranger: hi
You: hiil
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali xD
Stranger: well then lol
Stranger: you're young
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m georgia
You: coolio
You: I'm a biit drunk
Stranger: are you now
You: yeeee ;D
Stranger: haha :) nice
You: I knowww
Stranger: drunk alone or with friends
You: alone now
You: layin n bed
Stranger: bed is good
You: I kno
Stranger: so im guessing you had a good night?
You: eh it was borring
Stranger: well thats no good
You: parents out of town so stole some alcohl
You: from them
Stranger: nice
You: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so what do you look like if i may ask
You: 5ft tall
You: blonde
You: bornw eyes
You: :D
Stranger: you sound pretty :)
Stranger: any pics?
You: noooo, this is talk to stangers silly
Stranger: lol
Stranger: a picture wouldnt mean i knew who you were "silly" :P
You: maybe if you'r good ;p
Stranger: yes ma'am, i'll try :)
You: xD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: someones happy
You: a wee bit
You: could be happer
Stranger: what would make you happier?
You: fun fun
Stranger: haha fun fun?
You: yes, what's fun?
Stranger: lots of things
You: pick something
Stranger: movies
You: something that cn be done now
Stranger: anything in mind?
You: something funnnnnnnnnnn
Stranger: haha what does it involve
You: wy are all guys on omegle so submissive?????????
Stranger: haha im not i just like to drag answers out of people
Stranger: would making you my bitch be fun?
Stranger: lol
You: not tongiht
Stranger: haha
You: something funner
Stranger: alochol drugs and sex?
You: alcohol...Check. drugs...Nope. sex...yes plz ;D
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: thought so
Stranger: are you dressed for the occasion?
You: i actually just took my shirt off becaus too hot
Stranger: well you definitely are now
Stranger: thats hot on more than one level
You: xD
Stranger: less than three however
You: :|
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: so what are you wearing then?
You: I'm jus in thing n bra
You: tohng
You: thing
You: thong
Stranger: i like thongs and bras
You: hehehe
Stranger: i like them more on the floor
You: maybe if your luckyy
Stranger: anything i can do to improve my luck? :)
You: It doesnt hurt to try ;DD
Stranger: id like to try you but it might hurt a lil bit ;)
You: why is that, you big?
Stranger: well im not small and i like it pretty rough
Stranger: and i promise im not submissive quite the opposite
You: I can handle rough
You: and as long as your smallr thn 8in you'r prob dine
Stranger: i think im fine then
Stranger: but it might be cuttin it close
You: HAHA
Stranger: lol
You: so whut you waitin for
You: my bed is all lonely
Stranger: hehe ill come keep you company then
Stranger: but the underwear is gonna have to go
You: gues you gonna have to take them then
Stranger: oh believe me i will
Stranger: then im gonna spank you for being a bad girl
You: oooooo yeeeeee :D:D:D
You: spank me hard
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: be careful what you ask for
You: I know what Im askin for
You: hurry befor my buzz is gon
Stranger: hehe ok
Stranger: you ever play with your ass?
You: depends on what you men
You: maen
You: mean
Stranger: like finger it
Stranger: or anything
You: a few times
You: it tight
You: wanna loosen it?
Stranger: hell yeah baby
Stranger: wanna see what im gonna loosen it with?
You: just bend me over and do it already
You: sheeesh
You: tkin forever
Stranger: you shut your mouth and you'll get it when i think you deserve it
You: HAH
Stranger: haha that was lame
You: yes sir mr dom sir
Stranger: good girl ;)
Stranger: now why dont you suck my cock like a good little girl
You: Not feelin like suckin, I wana get plowed
You: jus plow me
Stranger: ok spread those legs for me and ill spread those lips for you
You: I lay dwon on the bed and open y legs sedctivly and use my finger to have tou come to me
Stranger: i rub my hard throbbing cock against your clit until youre begging me to fuck you
You: oh daddy please put it in my butt
Stranger: i flip you on your stomach and slap your ass nice n hard then push the tip of my cock in your tight little ass
You: ooooo
You: you can push hrder than that
Stranger: then i shove my cock all the way in in one hard thrust
You: OHH
You: mmmm
Stranger: you like that baby?
You: yes dadyy
Stranger: fuck your ass is so tight
You: :D I roll over so Im facin you with you still in me
You: do me hrd dddy
Stranger: oh fuck yeah
Stranger: i grab you by the hips and start fucking you hard
You: oh yes
You: I strt to get close to cummin on yor big dik
You: I grab my cock and pump it and jizz all over your face and chest
You: oh daddt
You: so good


wat.



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Mar 18 2010 03:01pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i asked first..
Stranger: 17 f usa
You: im 18 m usa
You: we close enough
You: lolol
You: wassup?
You: u a virgin, wanna cyber
Stranger: ohh not much. .. you?
You: im so horny xDD
Stranger: cyber?
Stranger: with cam?
You: no....
You: just typin
You: :)))

Stranger: or no?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sure
Stranger: you start off
You: I take out my 7inch dick
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how big r u
You: i use it to rip off ur pants
You: and i stick it in ur ass
You: u yelp like a fuckin magikarp
You: and i just pound u hard
You: u moan and groan
You: but ur mine
You: "bitch" i say "suck my dick"
Stranger: mmm
You: so u turn over firmly grab it
Stranger: i take your dick in my mouth..
You: ur turn
Stranger: i lick all your cum off your dick
Stranger: you push my head down, moaning..
Stranger: you deep throat me
Stranger: then i tease you by rubbing my ass all over your dick..
Stranger: and then ride you like a fucking cowgirl
Stranger: hard, long, fast..
Stranger: mmmm..
You: um
You: i call a hooker
You: and then i throw u out
You: umad?
Stranger: na
You: ass/tits was too small
You: fucking bitch
Stranger: hahaha
You: not even going to try to threesome u
Stranger: okay
Stranger: we're all hoes in the end..
Your conversational partner has disconnected

i so won
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