"We're tired of being your pack donkeys!! Walking around like you some kind of one man GPS, we lost man, we supa fuckin lost!"

"Tellem McKlusky, tellum what time it is!"


Sgt. Osiris - Tropic Thunder

"here's looking at you, ( short pause) kid" sry, im pedantic

"who wants a mustache ride?" - super troopers

Miles Dyson: "I..don't...know...how much longer I can...hold this..." (hyperventilating) *drops the detonator*

also:

Miles' Wife: "Jesus! Miles!"

hahaha

"i dont need a gun. i kill motherfckers with my hands." -pineapple express

The Mask: "It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!"

The Mask: "Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny. "

Stanley Ipkiss: "No Milo, not the *cheese*... The *keys*!"

just some awesome The Mask quotes XD

"I'm sorry.. did I break your concentration?"

Pulp Fiction, after he shot the guy's friend :)

I can't believe I, or no one else quoted the line that probably gets quoted more than any other line in movie history from this movie....

T1. T2. : "I'll be back."

From T1: Sarah Connor? *Boom*



Fuckin love this one haha

"Why so serious?" You best know!

it smells like cypress hill concert in her- grandma's boy


"Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day."
"This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff."
" I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
Napoleon Dynamite

"What is the Soup Du Jour? It's the Soup of the Day. Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
"What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?.........Not good. You mean, not good like one out of a hundred? I'd say more like one out of a million.
So you're telling me there's a chance."
Dumb and Dumber

"Get out of my face. I'll get inside your face."
" I see you got fat. I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot."
"Mind-bottling, isn't it?..... You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?"
Blades of Glory

"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? "
Zoolander

"If you ain't first, you're last."
Talladega Nights

" They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
" I'm in a glass case of emotion."
" I love lamp."
Anchorman

"She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride."
"Hey! There you are! ... do I know you? No, but that's where you are! You're there!"
Austin Powers