Most of my other favorites have already been said here from movies like Gran Turino, Tommy boy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and shawshank so i will come up with some others i like.
From Baseketball-
-Remer-Well you can camp out here for a while.
-Squek- Well this is pretty sweet. Does this couch fold out to a bed?
-Remer- Yeah, a totally great bed. But that's the dog's bed. Your bed's over here.
-Squek- Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?!
-Coop- Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hangin' out of your zipper.
-Squek- ...Yeah I could.
-Remer- No, dude. You're a little bitch.
-Squek- I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys.
-Coop- 'Cause you're a piece of shit
-Squek- I am not a piece of shit!
-Remar- Well yeah, but you're a little bitch.
-Coop- Sure are.
-Squek- God-damnit man! I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, I'm out of here!
-Theodore Denslow, dead at 85. His hairpiece was 24.
-Jenna: Come on, Joey. Search your heart: what's the one thing that you want more than anything else in the world?
-Joey: ...Chelsea Clinton?
-Coop: ...That's a pretty tall order, dude.
-Remer: You'd have a better shot at Bill.
-Remer: Oh, and you think she has the hots for you?! Shit, Squeak here has a better chance with her than you do!
-Squeak: Hey, you think?
-Coop: That's low, you sonofabitch!
-According to Mrs. Elsie Melcher, a neighbor who asked not to be identified, Joe Cooper left his house two weeks ago. And according to Angelique Bones, a nosey bitch who lives up the street, he took with him only a toothbrush, a wallet, a steamer trunk, and a plane ticket to Calcutta.
From Black Sheep-
Steve-This is great I never win at checkers.
Mike-Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!
All i can think of for now