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#31
Aug 23 2009 12:27am
ROFL FAIL
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#32
Aug 23 2009 12:27am
Quote (dr_deranged @ Sun, Aug 23 2009, 01:26am)
dude dont shave ur asshole..
there was a story about a guy who did that once and it was BAD


cool story
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#33
Aug 23 2009 12:27am
what guy is fucking stupid enough to let a girl go ass to mouth on him in the first place.....that should always be a no no spot when having sex with a girl, no fingers, nose, mouth, dildos, anything goes in that area
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#34
Aug 23 2009 12:27am
She wants to lick your asshole, and your the disgusting one.... :stupid:
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#35
Aug 23 2009 12:27am
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF


sounds like a uker experience

except that fag prolly has a jungle.
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#36
Aug 23 2009 12:27am
Quote (Anilator(A) @ Sun, Aug 23 2009, 02:22am)
So I will make this as short as possible. We're right in the middle of just straight doggy style sex, I have my gym shorts down and I've got her skirt lifted up. I'm massagner her klitorious with a vibrating toothbrush and she's about to come and so am I and she yells STOP. And I pulled out and was like what? So this is where it gets wierd, she wants to lick my butthole. I know i was like uh...okay? We've 69d before so she knows what my ass looks like, but I didn't think she knew what my butthole looked like. She licks it once and SCREAMS and asks how much did I wippe my ass. I was like uh what OMG did you eat ****. She said no there was hair. And I was like probably because I have hair on my ass. And she turns on the light and says OMG your ass is disguesting and runs out clinching her bra and panties in her right hand with her cell in her left. I rubbed one off when I knew she was gone. I get a text a few hours later saying "We're over, if I wanted to **** a caveman I would have called Gecko." This happened last night and now ALL of my friends facebooks status are "Jake's got a hairy ass" "jake is a caveman", etc etc. It's Saturday now and I hope she has either forgotten by Monday or my high school carrer. Guys I need help really bad. Jsp please help me out on this one.



JUST READ IT BECAUSE I'M BORED....SO CLEARLY FAKE BECAUSE IT SAYS HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT HIS PROFILE SAYS HE'S 22 AND IN COLLEGE
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#37
Aug 23 2009 12:27am
34 Members: jonmayo, WigglezFAM, NzPk, zuknukem, DeadPotato, XXBLSXX, byracki, MrMoJoRising, DeepHitter, flaminfirexxx, Liar, Bloodlust23, shadowyugi1, killswitchtko, bones0187, juggalo219, idomaiownstunts, TheCrusifix, akaGringo, iHammerZz, gameguy07, vikingdestroyer, Godfather_Ofhell, mytitans, TheFacku, melizuh, RawrRay, Sorcypoo, mastertiger, Cutter666, ButteredWaffles, xxblanexx, gotstuff4you, Anilator(A)

lol
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#38
Aug 23 2009 12:27am
HAHAHHAHAHA BL
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#39
Aug 23 2009 12:28am
Quote (DeepHitter @ Sat, Aug 22 2009, 11:27pm)
She wants to lick your asshole, and your the disgusting one.... :stupid:


this by far

but he accepted it...
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#40
Aug 23 2009 12:28am
Quote (SymphonicX @ Sun, Aug 23 2009, 01:27am)
JUST READ IT BECAUSE I'M BORED....SO CLEARLY FAKE BECAUSE IT SAYS HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT HIS PROFILE SAYS HE'S 22 AND IN COLLEGE


FAIL
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