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Aug 23 2009 12:24am
hmm
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lul.
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thats is one of the most screwed up stories ive ever heard rofl idk man my gf trims my ass hair bro so my oppinion get a better gf all guys have hair on there ass well most do
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This post was edited by Performance on Aug 23 2009 12:26am
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teh fuck? lol?
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Quote (Anilator(A) @ Sun, Aug 23 2009, 01:22am)
So I will make this as short as possible. We're right in the middle of just straight doggy style sex, I have my gym shorts down and I've got her skirt lifted up. I'm massagner her klitorious with a vibrating toothbrush and she's about to come and so am I and she yells STOP. And I pulled out and was like what? So this is where it gets wierd, she wants to lick my butthole. I know i was like uh...okay? We've 69d before so she knows what my ass looks like, but I didn't think she knew what my butthole looked like. She licks it once and SCREAMS and asks how much did I wippe my ass. I was like uh what OMG did you eat ****. She said no there was hair. And I was like probably because I have hair on my ass. And she turns on the light and says OMG your ass is disguesting and runs out clinching her bra and panties in her right hand with her cell in her left. I rubbed one off when I knew she was gone. I get a text a few hours later saying "We're over, if I wanted to **** a caveman I would have called Gecko." This happened last night and now ALL of my friends facebooks status are "Jake's got a hairy ass" "jake is a caveman", etc etc. It's Saturday now and I hope she has either forgotten by Monday or my high school carrer. Guys I need help really bad. Jsp please help me out on this one.


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Aug 23 2009 12:25am
if this is legit dude. honestly you got slammed. shave your ass next time imo .
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Aug 23 2009 12:25am
my advice to you is. go to the bitches house pull out the dick and put it in her mouth.
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Aug 23 2009 12:26am
kill yourself b4 they find out your a freshman too
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LMMFAO!Shave your ass!Butthole included.Beg her to take you back and take a shower before you get your asshole licked caveman!Yet again you shouldnt have even let her lick it!You lick hers man!You show her whos boss!Electric toothbrush =))
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