So after operation prosperity no friends
And operation Aspides is broke

There appears to be a new player in the Red Sea!
I dub this operation spooks go home:

The Russian fleet has entered the Red Sea, crowded with warships. The detachment included the missile cruiser "Varyag" and the frigate "Marshal Shaposhnikov"

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-28/russian-warships-enter-crowded-red-sea-amid-houthi-attacks

The houthis just won this war and they still don't know why the US doesn't have free healthcare:

But my hope as the envoy for Yemen is that we can find diplomatic offramps to find ways to de-escalate and allow us to pull back eventually the designation and of course to end the military strikes on Houthis’ military capability. We favor a diplomatic solution. We know that there is no military solution, and in that commitment we are joined by all members of the P5 – Russia, China, France, the UK – united in this goal, and I think that’s very helpful for listeners to know that there’s a strong consensus in the international community and among key players to support the peace effort going forward.

https://www.state.gov/digital-press-briefing-with-timothy-lenderking-special-envoy-for-yemen/

This is all such a clown show lol, fun to read about though
https://www.politico.eu/article/danish-defense-chief-dismissed-after-warship-malfunctions-in-red-sea-battle/

That was one of the funniest things I have ever read, thanks for the link

Who won?

Not sure yet, but the70 iq khat chewing, captagon ingesting, flip-flop wearing houthi boys don't seem to notice the f35s dropping the heat on em:

https://shebaintelligence.uk/launching-iranian-missiles-from-drones-begins-in-yemen

After yemens utter defeat of prosperity no friends, it looks like Iran has realized how easy it is to close the pool; strait of hormuz edition: