these are some jokes i know, if i dont win, atleast look at these, it took a lot of time to type em out lol, enjoy
yo momma so hairy, that u almost died of rug burns when u were born
ur momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS around the house
ur momma is like a box of timbits, for jyust 2 dollars, i can share her with my whole hockey team
ur momma so black, she went to night school, and got marked as absent
Your mama is so fat that your daddy has to slap her leg and ride the wave up to kiss her.
yo mamma so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Your mamma is so fat! She used "Earl Shy" to paint her toenails.
yo mama glasses so big she can she the future,like cleo
Yo Mama so poor that all she could afford to exchange at Christmas were glances.
Yo Mama so poor that she couldn't even afford to scratch an itch.
Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo mama put her foot on the table, pointed to her feet, and said "Corn"
Yo Mama so poor that when someone asked where the bathroom was, she replied "Pick a corner... any corner.
Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
Black ppl are excellent swimmiers. Why?? they cant sink, they float
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.