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#181
Jul 18 2007 08:56pm
Quote (A_U_T_I_S_M @ Wed, Jul 18 2007, 10:42pm)
why do ***** people dip there toosie rolls in whip cream?

So they dont bite their fingers off


lol, this joke the way i know is like this.... ur momma is soo black, that she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls to keep from biting off her own fingers
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#182
Jul 18 2007 08:57pm
ROFL that picture is so funny
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#183
Jul 18 2007 08:57pm
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

The mosquito will stop sucking if you smack it.
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#184
Jul 18 2007 08:58pm
free posts. grats on punk winning.
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#185
Jul 18 2007 09:00pm
lol betcha kinky cowboy closes this
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#186
Jul 18 2007 09:01pm
Quote (timdber @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 01:57am)
yes i have another one. but this one is about d2

you know your addicted to d2 when you go to the store and buy something and ask if its legit.

you know your addicted to d2 when you hit a deer with your car and get out to look what it droped.


LoL

You know your addicted to d2 when you try to talk to your girlfriend in msn and do a /f m hey slore tongue.gif
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#187
Jul 18 2007 09:01pm
Quote (Ronack @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 03:00am)
lol betcha kinky cowboy closes this


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#188
Jul 18 2007 09:01pm
A married couple went to the same hotel for their 40th anniversary as they did on their honeymoon, the wife lays down on the bed naked, and awaits her husband.
He walks into the room, and instantly starts crying, the wife asks him whats wrong.
He says "40 years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it, now it looks like it cant wait to eat me"
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#189
Jul 18 2007 09:03pm
Quote (iIsTom @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 03:01am)
A married couple went to the same hotel for their 40th anniversary as they did on their honeymoon, the wife lays down on the bed naked, and awaits her husband.
He walks into the room, and instantly starts crying, the wife asks him whats wrong.
He says "40 years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it, now it looks like it cant wait to eat me"


lolol
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#190
Jul 18 2007 09:03pm
Quote (kdun @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 03:01am)
Quote (timdber @ Thu, Jul 19 2007, 01:57am)
yes i have another one. but this one is about d2

you know your addicted to d2 when you go to the store and buy something and ask if its legit.

you know your addicted to d2 when you hit a deer with your car and get out to look what it droped.


LoL

You know your addicted to d2 when you try to talk to your girlfriend in msn and do a /f m hey slore tongue.gif


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