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Quote (heyunloving145 @ Mar 15 2010 05:22pm)
"This is Kevin McCalister, THE FATHER..."
-Home Alone


omfg YES
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Mar 19 2010 04:49pm
You see my mule don't like people laughing, He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him.
Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...... :rifle:

Man with no Name - A Fistful of Dollars

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Where's the reason behind this? You don't take a dump w/o explaining why you took the dump, why there was undigested hot sauce in the turds, what you had for dinner 2 days ago... fuck man... ive known ya for going on 3 years.. I WANT A FUCKING EXPLANATION HERE!


What do you want me to explain, exactly? Why I think Zeppelin is the best band ever, or why I do not believe the Beatles were the best band?
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Quote (Kamahl16 @ Mar 19 2010 05:50pm)
What do you want me to explain, exactly? Why I think Zeppelin is the best band ever, or why I do not believe the Beatles were the best band?


Was doing a mocking quote of hunt for red october... though i am surprised there was no big explanation behind it like every post i've seen in PaRD.
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Mar 19 2010 10:30pm
"This is the game. I'm playing his ass. That's my job. That's your job. I watched that cocksucker operate with impunity for over 10 years, and now I got him.
The shit's chess, it ain't checkers."
-Training day

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Mar 20 2010 12:02am
Most of my other favorites have already been said here from movies like Gran Turino, Tommy boy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and shawshank so i will come up with some others i like.

From Baseketball-
-Remer-Well you can camp out here for a while.
-Squek- Well this is pretty sweet. Does this couch fold out to a bed?
-Remer- Yeah, a totally great bed. But that's the dog's bed. Your bed's over here.
-Squek- Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?!
-Coop- Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hangin' out of your zipper.
-Squek- ...Yeah I could.
-Remer- No, dude. You're a little bitch.
-Squek- I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys.
-Coop- 'Cause you're a piece of shit
-Squek- I am not a piece of shit!
-Remar- Well yeah, but you're a little bitch.
-Coop- Sure are.
-Squek- God-damnit man! I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, I'm out of here!


-Theodore Denslow, dead at 85. His hairpiece was 24.


-Jenna: Come on, Joey. Search your heart: what's the one thing that you want more than anything else in the world?
-Joey: ...Chelsea Clinton?
-Coop: ...That's a pretty tall order, dude.
-Remer: You'd have a better shot at Bill.


-Remer: Oh, and you think she has the hots for you?! Shit, Squeak here has a better chance with her than you do!
-Squeak: Hey, you think?
-Coop: That's low, you sonofabitch!


-According to Mrs. Elsie Melcher, a neighbor who asked not to be identified, Joe Cooper left his house two weeks ago. And according to Angelique Bones, a nosey bitch who lives up the street, he took with him only a toothbrush, a wallet, a steamer trunk, and a plane ticket to Calcutta.

From Black Sheep-
Steve-This is great I never win at checkers.
Mike-Well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!

All i can think of for now

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Mar 20 2010 12:05am
Thread starter doesn't know this off hand, may have been said lol but.....!

"I could be a friend to you!" Shawkshank Redemption - Heywood

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Was doing a mocking quote of hunt for red october... though i am surprised there was no big explanation behind it like every post i've seen in PaRD.


Movie is on my list of "to-sees". I love Sean Connery.
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Quote (SwanoW @ Mar 20 2010 06:05am)
Thread starter doesn't know this off hand, may have been said lol but.....!

"I could be a friend to you!" Shawkshank Redemption - Heywood


"I'd like to tell you Andy fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be, but prison ain't no fairy tale world" - paraphrasing from Shawshank.

"When I was on the outside I was legit, straight as an arrow - I had to go to prison to become a criminal" - again, paraphrasing.
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Mar 20 2010 05:53am
Anything that has been ever been made by Tarantino really.

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