Quote (bjones9 @ Feb 9 2017 12:55am)
Tfw merc has better gear than you
fucking hakim, piece of shit
i give him all the riches and he still manages to fucking SUCK
here's my entire maggot lair experience summed up in one picture
corner after fucking corner just poison/physical immunity unique maggots
hakim does this cool little trick where he'll attack one guy, get him down to 5% health and move on to another guy while the other one heals lol!
JUST ONE AFTER THE FUCKING OTHER
i was just patiently waiting for some fucking groups of flies or some shit but nope lol!
just hallways stogged with fucking maggots everywhere
all i can do is stand back, spam decrep and watch as hakim continuously walks into the wall
LOOK AT ALL THESE COCKSUCKERS
i was eating some fucking potato wedges and i had to stop because i was going to be fucking sick
i couldn't even enter
i had to unsummon about 5 skeles because them, my golem and hakim were all suckin eachothers dicks in the corner and was blocking everybody off
i fucking had to teleport to town about 3 times to try to get hakim in there to fucking start killing but nope lol we stood there in silence while egg AFTER FUCKING EGG KEPT ON HATCHING
i even tried to cheat by running around the corner and trying to snipe the chest and run but there was an actual fucking maggot on TOP OF THE FUCKING CHEST AND I COULDNT CLICK IT
the only good part about this entire ordeal was when i had a maggot baby killed i would unleash the fucking corpse explode
you wouldn't believe the amount of corpses i popped in this fucking chamber right here
every corpse i'd be like there's no way there's another one, but sure enough there fucking was
fuck this