do you ever sell the random shit you find for fg i haven't played d2 in like 10 years so im unaware of these things

Single player walk through

You call that an update?

alright motherfucker
i've been hunting LK for 5 days straight now looking for a high rune, a middle rune, anything
after 1k+ runs and a handful of fucking dols and a pissed off phillipino girlfriend who got a basket of chicken wings for valentines, im ready to move the fuck on

last piece of the puzzle
was an easy sewers other than groups of these faggots that i simply ignored


soon as i approached the temple i had the entire fucking council outside waiting for me
about 5 of them all jumped me at once, hakim and the skeles luring the rest of them out as their last hurrah before dying with 1 fucking blow
thanks guys
i've got the fucking a team here with me
i had to lure them all way the fuck down by the waypoint and decrep them but i steadily knocked them off one by one


when i went back inside the temple, i figured i had killed most, if not all of them
turns out i was way off base
about 6 more of the motherfuckers up there waiting for me, including toorc "1 hit KO hakim" icefist and galeb faggotfinger
not helping the cause was that there was a group of 5 of these jabronis up there with extra speed and extra fucking hated running through their veins
the council members didn't hurt me too bad, the biggest thing was the mana burn
the fucking mana burn, man
but the zealots
they hit me harder than my fucking foklore exam last week that i hadn't studied nor even read any chapters
took a while but i got them down

My gf wouldve been glad to get a basket of chicken wings so i do.

yeah me too and we both like chicken wings
but chicken wings aren't romantic (her words)
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good thing they only cost 75$ lol!

in any case
durance was a fucking shitshow
everything is immune to poison besides the ogre fucks
hakim is making me so fucking mad because i go around the corner and he doesn't understand how to follow me
i keep having to teleport to town to get him in the same fucking ROOM AS ME WHILE SOUL KILLERS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AND ITS MAKING ME SO FUCKING ANGRY
i fucking limped all the way down here and when i finally made it this is the fucking scene
i've got maffer right on top of my dick
about 15 blood lords just fucking spamming meteor
one of them is cursed/fanat
this fucking room took about 15 minutes to clear and the entire time i had a fucking boner because i thought i was going to die any second
and this is after running away from the other side of the room because the 15 blood lords over there had holy freeze holy FUCK


i finally got to this idiot
after the 5000 blood lords i wasn't even scared of this guy


probably one of the most chill boss fights i've had in this entire journey
with decrep+golem he can't really do fuck all
golem tanks about 3-4 hits so i just did a rotating spam of golem+decrep+nova and that was literally it
hakim didn't even die the whole fight

what else is new

nice belly laugh, the philippino girlfriend line had me going

getting absolutely rocked in plains so far
didn't think they'd do any damage at all tbh
thank fuck i have tgods on otherwise im not alive atm


this pic about sums up my experience with hakim
big motherfucking demon attacking me with a fucking hacksaw and he's attacking a pole with a dead guy on it
kk lol


np


This post was edited by Reginaaccchecker13 on Feb 15 2017 10:38pm

lots of packs like this so far
pit lords aren't immune to poison so thats pretty cool
i put my 2 izzy points into lower resist which i kinda regret now because i just dont use it at all
just too scary not to use decrep
in any case
fuck these worm producing pieces of shit
i fucking hate them
the one good thing about them is the fucking worm offspring they shit out make for sweet delicious corpses


don't think i've ever seen a monster run at me as fast as this motherfucker just did
glad he didn't have fanat because fuck he's scary


i'm fine with this
lots of use for this guy
also just a vex away from a hoto