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Dec 6 2022 06:40am
Leave your military humor here, wanna see if you as fubar as the rest of us.

Being in the military is no laughing matter, but you know what can liven the spirits of those who serve or have served? Military jokes! Funny military jokes are a great way to bring some morale to our service people, so whip out a few of these military jokes at your next gathering of family or friends to get some guaranteed laughs.


1. What do you call a military officer who goes to the bathroom a lot? A LOOtenant!

2. What do you call a training sergeant who’s very kind and respectful? A drill serGENTLEMEN!

3. What do hungry Marines eat? SUB sandwiches!

4. What should have been the day we chose to celebrate World Military Day? March forth!

5. An officer calls a young Soldier to attention, scolding him for not attending camouflage training that morning. “Thank you, sir.” the Soldier responds.

6. What do you call a group of kids who enlists in the military? The INFANTry!

7. Oh, you’re a troop who survived pepper spray AND mustard gas? Well, I, too, am a SEASONED Veteran!

8. Why does the military have a strict dress code for ceremonies and events? Civilian CASUAL TEES are not acceptable.

9. Why do optometrists set their clocks to military time? They want their patients to see 20:20!

10. What do you call someone who joined the military out of spite? A PETTY officer!

11. Why didn’t the troop tell anyone about their rank in the military? It was PRIVATE.

12. What is a Soldier’s least favorite month? MARCH!

13. What does ARMY mean to you? “A Recruiter Misled You”

14. Why did the Soldier bring a blanket to an active battle zone? He needed COVER!

15. Why aren’t there any insects in an Army base? It’s a NO FLY zone!
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Dec 16 2022 09:27pm
Well unless you have godlike delivery you might make people want to shoot themselves after hearing those.
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Dec 16 2022 11:49pm
Quote (addone @ Dec 16 2022 07:27pm)
Well unless you have godlike delivery you might make people want to shoot themselves after hearing those.


Well you can only do that once, so no worries someone else can enjoy them
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