Post here!

Your dad thinks you're a joke

Pretty harsh

What would you call an obese psychic?
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A four-chin teller.
Why does Peter Pan fly all the time?
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He Neverlands.
Why did the singer take a bucket to her choir practice?
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She needed something to carry her tune.
What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg?

Hop in.
When you think about it, forming meatballs is like stroking animals, just a bit late.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
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Columbus.
How do you make holy water? Freeze it into ice, then drill in some holes.

How do you know when it's a dad joke?


When it becomes a parent!

Whats the difference between my Dad and Cancer?



My dad didnt beat cancer




is that a dad joke?


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FR tho here is one

Did you know Humans eat more bananas than monkeys? I mean, whens the last time you saw a human eat a monkey?

16 sodium’s and a Batman..

16 sodiums and a Batman..

Im going to hell, I laughed at that one