Quote (Crunkt @ Aug 12 2022 07:36pm)
Hear me out
How many times does R2 save the gang? How many? episode 4? How many? In Episode 2 when the lava is about to kill everyone is isnt JEDI MIND POWERS its r2d2 savin the mutha fuckin day. Episode 1 he saves the mans all movie long. Episode 3 is literally the r2d2 show, with everyone else dying.
WHO Blows up the core of the star ship in episode 1? Anakhin??? pfftt naw r2d2 in the ship bwah he shootin dem firebombs.
NEXT
Luke Skywalker tries to use 'the force' to aim and kill the death star. R2D2 is like bro...... stupid fucking humans and their 'force'... then r2d2 proceeds to shot the lazers bro R2D2 blew up the deathstar.
Who Gets entrusted to send the message to Obiwan in the beginning of the 4th movie??? R2D2 BIATCH
In episode 5 r2d2 is the robot in every single important x wing a wing t wing r wing ghijklnop wing bro its all r2d2. R2d2 is the one making the moves just listen to the dialogue. r2d2 firing the bullets r2d2 killin de mans r2d2 saving the day
In Episode 6 who is the robot that helps Luke with his arm?? r2d2. suhh. R2d2 gave luke the powers to kill Sidious. Dont @ me.
At the end of Episode 6 Luke and Han get medals and r2d2 is all pissed running around mad that he isnt getting a medal too.
In star wars canon lore, Robots must have their memories whiped or else they become conscious. r2d2 never gets his memory whiped
R2D2 IS THE CHOSEN ONE
*drops Mic*
This is fucking legendary... Where did it come from?
