Popcorn has been good for the last two days, Lyr was low on drama KEKW

Let’s make fun of the idiot who alleges we’re laundering it via gmaps.

The guild map payouts are heavily rng based - if you get a shitty chest, it’s 10kp. If you get a good one, it’s up to 500kp. So somehow, some crackhead thinks we’re laundering plat via the treasury? Maybe we have some secret codesign where we only let certain players open chests? Dumbass.

Best admin was Fala, second best was Vibblez, and then the game’s only went downhill since. No cap.

Spoiler alert : actually paying people several times more what other guilds do for the same thing does wonders. That’s why we hit top 10 as quickly as we did and they didn’t.

Imagine not mentioning a specific someone in that top list.

Blah best admin everywhere. He even was in the laundering guild at some point KEKW

I find the mental gymnastics people go through to diss cafe hilarious. It’s a shame we have Simone Biles otherwise they’d make great olympians.

yeah I gave a hand in laundering some plat, gotta make use of the admin role

thank you Blah, your assistance in helping me launder gold was huge in allowing me to fund my Queslar account

lmao php devs

Code in C++ so you can call yourself an “embedded systems engineer”.

Still waiting for guilds name to be cleared.