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Quote (Sturmgeist @ Jan 2 2022 02:41pm)
Only with repetition, will you gain experience.


And as he levels up, he can handle bigger and bigger burritos.
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Quote (Lionhearted @ Jan 20 2022 06:27am)
Grind it and funnel it up your nose, nice and easy.


This is terrible advice.
Do not try.
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if you cant figure out how to eat a burrito, you dont deserve a burrito
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Quote (Lionhearted @ Jan 20 2022 12:27pm)
Grind it and funnel it up your nose, nice and easy.


:rofl:
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Quote (Erodish @ 15 Dec 2021 16:13)
Every time I eat a burrito that's fully wrapped so shit doesn't fall out the end of it, it all gets squished down to the bottom half of the burrito and the last few bites explode and pour all over cause it's too full.



How tf does a normal person eat a burrito?

Or is the normal process mess and I should stop trying to eat them at my office desk at work?



LMK


Eat over a paper plate and then munch on the scraps when you’re done.

You could also just lay down a tortilla and eat a taco after you’ve finished with your burrito.

(Edit)

I just realized how old this thread was. Oops.

This post was edited by 4950 on Mar 15 2022 08:35pm
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Mar 20 2022 03:41pm
Gently squeeze the lower half of the burrito as you take a bite. This will counteract the squeezing forces and keep the burrito in it's intended shape.
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granola bar technique. dont be afraid to take bites without pita
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