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Jun 18 2021 10:41pm
when i was at the doctor he said to take 1 pill three times a day but you cant do that
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Quote (MaliceMizer @ Jun 19 2021 12:41am)
when i was at the doctor he said to take 1 pill three times a day but you cant do that


Lol three times a day, each time take one pill.

I regret buying D3 twice totaling $80 :D
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Jun 18 2021 10:49pm
i was the headman in that sad show "uncle toms cabin."
>some old country show i aint never heard of
you aint never heard of uncle toms cabin?
>nope
well you ever heard of adam and eve?"
>yeah i heard of adam and eve but i know you wasnt the headman in that one
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>No i wont have time to meet you down at the pig pen. I will meet you down at the post office at 7 oclock. if i get there first I'll make a blue line and if you get there first you rub it out.



Hey bro whats your idea about arguing with that man about there bein a man on the moon?

>oh ya i believe that I believe theres man on the moon i believe that

yeah but you told him that you spoke to the man on the moon

>yea well i didnt say he answered me. i wouldnt do that

did you ever see the men that did land on the moon?

> no i never saw it no

you ever seen anybody that said they did see the men on the moon?

> id rather not be bothered with that but i i dreamed i saw the man on the moon and i believe in dreams. do you?

nobody believes in dreams

> i never did until one night i dreamt i was eating flannel cakes and when I woke up the blanket was gone. and i had another dream where I was awake and when I woke up I was asleep.



well I bet that argment you had w that dog catcher was no dream

>oh i wasnt argun with that dog catcher he wanted to put me in his wagon he did

ohhh he didnt want to put you in the wagon he wanted to put your dog in the wagon

> no he had him

well what kind of dog was it? a new findland?

>oh no

an airdale?

a shepherd?

>no no he thinks he is but hes not

well is he a fox terrier? great dane?

>no youre only wasting time because even if you guess what he is i wouldnt tell ya because I dont know

well i know what it was, he was a picaninnies

>yes i guess he is but i really dont know what he is... he was a tall dog like that hes tall

well what do you feed the dog? meat?

>no he wont eat meat

thats funny i never heard of any kind of a dog that wouldnt eat meat

> yes you have, you heard of him he wouldnt eat it

well why not?

> we didnt give him any

>boy he had bad luck he was crossin the railroad tracks and cut his tail off

a train cut the dog's tail off?

> yeah what do you know about that?

oh thats bad when a dog gets his tail cut off he then he has nothing to guide him and nothing to balance him

> true bro tru

certainly must have hurt his carriage

>no dont be a hater man he just got his tail cut off

thats what i said it must have hurt his carriage

> it didnt hurt his carriage but it ruined his waggin



wear your hat to the pig pen so i can tell ya apart





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Jun 19 2021 12:21am
'Do you serve lobsters?'

'We serve anybody, sir.'

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Quote (MaliceMizer @ Jun 18 2021 11:21pm)
'Do you serve lobsters?'

'We serve anybody, sir.'

https://i.imgur.com/dKqYpuH.jpg


thats the baddest joke around nerd
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Quote (MaliceMizer @ Jun 19 2021 02:21am)
'Do you serve lobsters?'

'We serve anybody, sir.'

https://i.imgur.com/dKqYpuH.jpg


I wanna get it but i cant
i just got into petersn
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