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Jun 18 2021 11:21am

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

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What did the knight say to the death?

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Here
I got
2
of em

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

existential loneliness

Oh.


This post was edited by Amonshrine on Jun 18 2021 02:32pm
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Jun 18 2021 03:21pm
What did the blind man say walking down the fish market?
Morning ladies
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Quote (SylvesterStallone @ Jun 18 2021 02:21pm)
What did the blind man say walking down the fish market?
Morning ladies



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Jun 18 2021 10:26pm
the doctor told me my veins are too close together. he said i got very close veins
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Jun 18 2021 10:32pm
Quote (SylvesterStallone @ Jun 18 2021 02:21pm)
What did the blind man say walking down the fish market?
Morning ladies


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Jun 18 2021 10:35pm
Have any deaf people jokes? I dont think they've heard any yet.
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Jun 18 2021 10:36pm
on my small farm we had black and white horses, until we found out the white horses eat more than the black ones. now we only have black horses.
we tried everything we could to try and find out why and finally just settled on selling the white horses. only thing we can figure is the white horses ate more because there was more of them.






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