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Apr 12 2021 05:03am
Backstory:
Boss comes to me one day and asks me what I think about her sister. The next day she asks me if I'm capable of hitting it and quitting it. When she asked me that one I was like shat the fuck is going on? She told me she's trying to get me hooked up with her sister but she just wants a one nighter and I was like akward, but put me down for a maybe. A few days later a coworker tells me they're playing in a band at one of our local bars and I was like fuck yeah I'll come and have a few drinks. I get to the bar, get a single drink down and my boss shows up with her sister on the verge of tears wrapped around her arm and asked me to escort her sister to her car which I did. Walked her out of the bar, and as soon as we got outside she just bust into tears. Fast-forward some comforting and a walk to the other side of a football sized parking lot and we're now in the backseat of my boss's car talking about why she's crying (her boyfriend moved his ex wife back in and she didn't like it so he dumped her) and she's just devastated. I told her some of my fucked up ex stories in turn and fast forward like 3 hours and we're just chilling laughing having a great time, she was laying down with her head in my lap and my boss opens the door ready to go home and since I was on my Harley we just exchanged numbers and let each other know when we got home.

Well now I'm thinking about texting her and I'm like :unsure: idk if I should. My coworkers literally told me to not even hit n quit and they've known her for years.



Tl:Dr?
Boss wants me to shag her sister, I may have other plans

I share way too much on this site ngl.
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Apr 12 2021 06:31am
lmao jesus

i'd say do w/e and repent later

tell her d2jsp sent you

This post was edited by IFAPTOBAALRUNS on Apr 12 2021 06:31am
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Apr 12 2021 06:31am
you're into anime, clearly you can't hit and quit.

If this was a real story it would either end with a marriage or just nothing at all
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Apr 12 2021 08:01am
Bang your bosses husband to assert dominance
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Apr 12 2021 08:08am
Quote (KRR @ 12 Apr 2021 10:01)
Bang your bosses husband to assert dominance



This
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Apr 12 2021 08:15am
youre already screwed.


might as well get a nut out of it.
text her.
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Apr 12 2021 08:28am
I would ask your co workers why they suggest you don’t. That’s really the only deciding factor.
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Apr 12 2021 09:04am
Run
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Apr 12 2021 09:05am
Quote (DaJockaz @ Apr 12 2021 02:31pm)
you're into anime, clearly you can't hit and quit.

If this was a real story it would either end with a marriage or just nothing at all



Yeah all fake
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Apr 12 2021 09:21am
Sounds fishy to me, might get you in trouble.
Run.
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