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NinjaSushi
#1 Dec 16 2020 11:59am
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Science: Evolution exist! Survival of the fittest!

Reality: We're squishy flesh sacks of delicious meat. We have no armor, claws, tails, spikes, etc.

Science: EvOLuTiOn eXiSt!
eMptyBox
#2 Dec 16 2020 01:57pm
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Quote (NinjaSushi @ Dec 16 2020 11:59am)
Science: Evolution exist! Survival of the fittest!

Reality: We're squishy flesh sacks of delicious meat. We have no armor, claws, tails, spikes, etc.

Science: EvOLuTiOn eXiSt!


Evolution of these vaccines about to blow up

Wave two being induced since Monday, hope you got a garden

People are going to actually get sick now 😷

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NinjaSushi
#3 Dec 17 2020 07:57am
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That was not relevant.
eMptyBox
#4 Dec 18 2020 02:46pm
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evolution via injection and fear, de-evolution diets, death diets, rise up get strong ^^

you probably wont survive, evolution of the mind and surroundings imo ;)

best things ive ever seen always work in symbiotic relationships, evolve your formula, box been warninyaa

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addone
#5 Dec 28 2020 09:55pm
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claws would hinder you typing on jsp though step in the wrong direction

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phatshadow
#6 Feb 4 2021 04:49am
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just going to suggest/name a movie... "Idiocracy" from 2006
iambloodshot
#7 Mar 29 2021 01:58am
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Evolution didn't screw us. Even if we werent the the smartest creatures on the planet, we would still be on top of the food chain for multiple reasons. One is our stamina and special sweat glands, we can regenerate 100% of our stamina in a very short ammount of time, unlike say a cheetah that has to spend lots of time panting to recover from a burst of speed. Another one is our arm sockets, while we aren't the strongest by any stretch of the imagination, we can throw projectiles further and harder than any animal in the kingdom (a HUGE WEAPON). Another is our melanin process allows us to survive in harsh conditions on both side of the spectrum. I haven't even mentioned our opposable thumbs, immunesystem, vocal chords, or the myriad of other OP evolution points in the human being spec that other animals can only dream about.
RedFromWinter
#8 Apr 7 2021 06:12am
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Quote (NinjaSushi @ Dec 16 2020 12:59pm)
Science: Evolution exist! Survival of the fittest!

Reality: We're squishy flesh sacks of delicious meat. We have no armor, claws, tails, spikes, etc.

Science: EvOLuTiOn eXiSt!


We didn't evolve, we are AlienZ
b1tterman
#9 Apr 13 2021 10:15am
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We evolved from feral animals into thinking group animals, using tools and traps for hunting instead of teeth and claws. Stuff that you don't use devolves and stuff that you use evolves, like, for say, your brain.
In your case there must have been a mistake though, letting you out of the zoo.
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