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Jan 2 2020 09:59pm
Waiting to figure out what kinda justice imma serve to myself
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Jan 31 2020 05:14pm
Quote (Megatroniks @ Jan 2 2020 07:59pm)
Waiting to figure out what kinda justice imma serve to myself


step 1. get a banana peel
step 2: microwave it for 5-10 seconds
step 3: masturbate vigorously with your sausage inside the banana peel.
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Mar 1 2020 12:02pm
Quote (CARTRACK @ Jan 31 2020 06:14pm)
step 1. get a banana peel
step 2: microwave it for 5-10 seconds
step 3: masturbate vigorously with your sausage inside the banana peel.


Whelp, I'm intrigued...
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Mar 1 2020 12:02pm
Lol i dont ever remember posting this
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Mar 1 2020 01:23pm
Quote (CARTRACK @ Feb 1 2020 12:14am)
step 1. get a banana peel
step 2: microwave it for 5-10 seconds
step 3: masturbate vigorously with your sausage inside the banana peel.


:huh:
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Mar 4 2020 06:27pm
Quote (CARTRACK @ Jan 31 2020 06:14pm)
step 1. get a banana peel
step 2: microwave it for 5-10 seconds
step 3: masturbate vigorously with your sausage inside the banana peel.


Gotta admit, that's pretty damn thrifty.
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Apr 1 2020 02:44pm
Quote (CARTRACK @ Jan 31 2020 07:14pm)
step 1. get a banana peel
step 2: microwave it for 5-10 seconds
step 3: masturbate vigorously with your sausage inside the banana peel.



Interesting...
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