Quote (Phaggot @ Dec 11 2019 02:18pm)

What happens?

What Happens???

Let me tell you what the fuck happens.

When the boomers die, Life will be great.

1. Lobbying will be made illegal.
2. A Global movement to eliminate the use of fossil fuels
3. No More Trumpians!
4. A Woman will get elected
5. Insane amounts of reform on the policing system to ensure the systemic racism is eliminated.
6. unicorns will shit rainbows
7. Walt Disney will come out of cryosis.
8. Eternal glory for everyone
9. Humanity moves fully into the new age
10. The Knicks might win a Championship
11. Lance will have all his tour de France wins given back
12. Beastie Boys will finally have a #1 chart topper song.
13. The Radio might hopefully please god stop playing Bob Dylan on the radio.
14. Belichek and Brady will both be immediately fired and dis-honoured.
15. Bacon icecream will become a thing
16. Kobe will be crowned all time #1
17. Gronk will come out of retirement
18. Harper will go back to the Nats
19. Harden will win a ring
20. The Leafs will finally win a chip.

cant fucking wait

hurry up and die old white people.

Quote (Plaguefear @ 11 Dec 2019 16:47)

You had me until 16.

Quote (Surfpunk @ 11 Dec 2019 16:52)

Gonna need to bring MCA back from the dead first.