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Oct 16 2019 10:38pm
Quote (curb @ Oct 17 2019 12:25am)
Mans gotta eat, gnomeimsayin?

Can be upsides to it, just getting your dick wet and all. In between now and finding your someone, being a side hoe would probably be fun.

Been with my wife since high school though, so I haven’t experienced it personally, and I get the competitive aspect of it, but could still be worth going along for the ride. If you’re that competitive then lay the pipe the best you can and then make HER the side hoe. That’s fkn winning right there.


Lol you sound you know what youre talking about.
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Oct 16 2019 11:20pm
Enjoy chlamydia.
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Should i even be offended by this? For some reason i am deeply hurt that i got side hoed. Can i even be mad? You not supposed to tell ur side hoe they a side hoe.


I'd drop that.
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Oct 17 2019 12:22pm
Dude 927 is a slut not a hoe
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Oct 17 2019 12:39pm
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Should i even be offended by this? For some reason i am deeply hurt that i got side hoed. Can i even be mad? You not supposed to tell ur side hoe they a side hoe.


some people put alot of they mind into texting
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Oct 17 2019 12:45pm
Quote (Xistz @ Oct 17 2019 02:22pm)
Dude 927 is a slut not a hoe


Im literally the only straight guy left on earth who makes girls work for it, they wont buy the cow if you give away the milk for free.

E: i would never buy a girl a drink or pay for their food before i banged them, i guess thats a fuckboy move i do, but its a defense mechanism for the "free chipolte hoes"

Ee: i also dont know what chipolte is

This post was edited by dude_927 on Oct 17 2019 12:51pm
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Quote (dude_927 @ 16 Oct 2019 18:56)
It was a direct quote but it was a whole paragraph, started with like "you dont come see me enough" or some shit. Basically she was letting me know i can be a side hoe if i want but thats it. Dw i dont do side hoe shit, not because i have self respect or anything, because im competitive, i dont like to come in 2nd place on purpose.


Atta boy

At least you have integrity
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lold harder than I should have
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