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#1 Oct 4 2019 06:41pm
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I love a good joke, especially a Dirty Joke, so tell me your best ones.




Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?


A: He only comes once a year.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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#2 Oct 5 2019 09:40am
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My friend tells alot of good jokes. Best joke I know is

^Panther_is_kill
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#3 Oct 5 2019 08:39pm
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Quote (Waifu @ Oct 5 2019 11:40am)
My friend tells alot of good jokes. Best joke I know is

^Panther_is_kill


Wut?
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#4 Oct 8 2019 08:28pm
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Press alt+f4 for the secret sauce
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#5 Oct 8 2019 08:55pm
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C'mon no one has anything funny or new?
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#6 Oct 19 2019 12:23pm
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why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.


What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They’re both close to water.

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.


What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.


Knock knock?
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you would never forget… :(


What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.




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#7 Oct 19 2019 04:22pm
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Quote (CARTRACK @ Oct 19 2019 02:23pm)
why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.


What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They’re both close to water.

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.


What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.


Knock knock?
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you would never forget… :(


What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.


I take it that you are Anti-American.
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#8 Oct 19 2019 06:12pm
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Quote (sHOTdown @ Oct 19 2019 06:22pm)
I take it that you are Anti-American.


Could be worse, could be Chinese lol.
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#9 Oct 20 2019 09:07pm
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Quote (sHOTdown @ Oct 19 2019 05:12pm)
Could be worse, could be Chinese lol.


Developed in China about 5,000 years ago, the earliest chopsticks were used for cooking, not eating.

Hong Kong has more skyscrapers than any other city in the world.

Put together, all of China’s railways lines could loop around earth twice.

China is about the same size as the continental USA but it only has one official time zone. Continental USA has four.

China’s Yunnan snub-nosed monkeys live at a higher altitude than any other primate except humans.

More people speak Mandarin, a Chinese Dialect, as their first language than any other language in the world

The word “ketchup” may come from a Chinese word for pickled-fish sauce.

Half of all pigs on earth live in China. The other half are equipped with radar guns and patrol the US streets.

The Yangtze is the longest river in Asia and the third longest in the world.

With a population of over 1.3 billion, China has more people than any other country on Earth

China > US







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#10 Oct 21 2019 02:22pm
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Quote (CARTRACK @ Oct 20 2019 11:07pm)
Developed in China about 5,000 years ago, the earliest chopsticks were used for cooking, not eating.

Hong Kong has more skyscrapers than any other city in the world.

Put together, all of China’s railways lines could loop around earth twice.

China is about the same size as the continental USA but it only has one official time zone. Continental USA has four.

China’s Yunnan snub-nosed monkeys live at a higher altitude than any other primate except humans.

More people speak Mandarin, a Chinese Dialect, as their first language than any other language in the world

The word “ketchup” may come from a Chinese word for pickled-fish sauce.

Half of all pigs on earth live in China. The other half are equipped with radar guns and patrol the US streets.

The Yangtze is the longest river in Asia and the third longest in the world.

With a population of over 1.3 billion, China has more people than any other country on Earth

China > US


Yeah you guys have so many kids and so much poverty you're killing off kids to get the desired gender.
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