Quote (Sh00p @ Oct 3 2019 03:41pm)
Path of exile has enough dick swinging contests if you can believe it.
I find it cringey that alot of people still complain that the dick swinging contests in this game dont match their idea of a dick swinging contest.
imma upgrade that metaphor a little because its really good to explain the difference between the legendary game that was d2, vs the imposter wannabe good but actually shit game that is poe!
in d2 its like "my dick is bigger than your dick", which is okay
in poe you dont actually measure dicks like we used to in the boys locker room when i was a kid, but instead you first upgrade it like nordberg did with that cannon from naked gun 2, so its not even your dick anymore but some cyborg 5m long dick, and even then you dont actually measure that dick vs some other guy, but instead say "you know what, now we are gonna compete who can piss farther with his dick"
its not even a dick contest anymore
does anyone understand what i tried to say
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This post was edited by Snyft2 on Oct 3 2019 09:44am