Pointing a firearm at Batman is as confusing as taking a shot in the dark (night).

What do you call a dog with no teeth? K-0

Have you heard about the train conductor with a sneeze? He went "choo choo" but the train did not move.

I was once dating a deaf girl, but we broke up because she kept giving me mixed signals.

An electrician conducted a circuit of off and on relationships. This eventually was brought to light on TV.

A burglar entered the home of an Amish family. They were powerless to stop him.

I've made jokes about planes crashing, but they never land well.

I suffered from withdrawal when I dropped a college course that I enjoyed taking.

Music class in elementary school always ended on a high note.

I was never prepared for improv class.