Quote (CARTRACK @ Aug 26 2019 10:57pm)

Let’s be honest. Your “friend” that told you this joke is really just one of your alternate selves. As long as you don’t appear in Glass 2 or in the national news we should all be safe.

Quote (ManaJunkie @ Jun 12 2019 08:15pm)

#1. If you had multiple personalities and wanted to jerk off, but all of your other personalities are guys, does that make you gay?

#2. If you had multiple personalities and are about to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation?

These are just jokes, I have a good friend with multiple personalities, they are all good people.