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Jun 12 2019 12:15pm
#1. If you had multiple personalities and wanted to jerk off, but all of your other personalities are guys, does that make you gay?

#2. If you had multiple personalities and are about to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation?

These are just jokes, I have a good friend with multiple personalities, they are all good people.
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Jun 20 2019 11:31am
i have this ^_^
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Jun 20 2019 02:43pm
Quote (Odell @ Jun 20 2019 01:31pm)
i have this ^_^


No. You are just a multi, Simo Kovanen.

Multiple personalities is a serious condition.
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Jun 20 2019 02:52pm
Quote (ManaJunkie @ Jun 20 2019 12:43pm)
No. You are just a multi, Simo Kovanen.

Multiple personalities is a serious condition.


so? u said yourself u have friends with this condition, but all is good? ^_^
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Jun 20 2019 03:05pm
Quote (Odell @ Jun 20 2019 04:52pm)
so? u said yourself u have friends with this condition, but all is good? ^_^


They told me the jokes. So you tell me Simo.
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Jul 21 2019 02:42am
called dissociative identity disorder but apparently like calling a tiny person a midget, politically correctedness :/

This post was edited by A30N0fCH405 on Jul 21 2019 02:51am
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Quote (A30N0fCH405 @ Jul 21 2019 04:42am)
called dissociative identity disorder but apparently like calling a tiny person a midget, politically correctedness :/


That is what you call it. Me, and many others have called it multiple personality disorder, including my friend with it. Assume all you want, not like I am trying to be offensive. If you take offense to this, I take offense to your overly sensitive nature.
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Jul 30 2019 07:50am
Quote (ManaJunkie @ Jul 21 2019 09:36am)
That is what you call it. Me, and many others have called it multiple personality disorder, including my friend with it. Assume all you want, not like I am trying to be offensive. If you take offense to this, I take offense to your overly sensitive nature.



You are wrong. It is called did, not mpd.
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Jul 30 2019 09:14am
Quote (Drakwen @ Jul 30 2019 09:50am)
You are wrong. It is called did, not mpd.


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Quote (ManaJunkie @ Jul 21 2019 06:36am)
That is what you call it. Me, and many others have called it multiple personality disorder, including my friend with it. Assume all you want, not like I am trying to be offensive. If you take offense to this, I take offense to your overly sensitive nature.



Let’s be honest. Your “friend” that told you this joke is really just one of your alternate selves. As long as you don’t appear in Glass 2 or in the national news we should all be safe.
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