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May 31 2019 11:03pm
I have a one page article I typed for LinkedIn and would like someone to redo the grammar and punctuation on it so I won't look stupid lol.

Post how much fg I would need to pay for you to completely fix it.
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Jun 2 2019 10:05pm
Real life lawyer here, language is my jam. I would need more details to appropriately give you a price. If your interested in my service private message me the details of the document, such as function of the article, intended audience, current word count.
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Quote (ResIpsaLoquitor @ Jun 3 2019 12:05am)
Real life lawyer here, language is my jam. I would need more details to appropriately give you a price. If your interested in my service private message me the details of the document, such as function of the article, intended audience, current word count.


This person literally posted that "language is my jam" and then proceeded to get SO many things wrong.

"Real life lawyer here, language is my jam." -The comma here is incorrect since it is two independent clauses. Either separate them into two sentences, or, use a semi-colon.

"If your interested in my service private message me the details of the document" -Used the wrong form of "you're" (LOL) and missed a comma between "service" and "private," which connects the two dependent clauses.

If you're looking for an actual Grammar Nazi to assist, I'm happy to review your document. If it's just one page, as you say, I'd be willing to do it for 250 Fg. Let me know!
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Quote (Twisted @ Jun 6 2019 09:58am)
This person literally posted that "language is my jam" and then proceeded to get SO many things wrong.

"Real life lawyer here, language is my jam." -The comma here is incorrect since it is two independent clauses. Either separate them into two sentences, or, use a semi-colon.

"If your interested in my service private message me the details of the document" -Used the wrong form of "you're" (LOL) and missed a comma between "service" and "private," which connects the two dependent clauses.

If you're looking for an actual Grammar Nazi to assist, I'm happy to review your document. If it's just one page, as you say, I'd be willing to do it for 250 Fg. Let me know!


You missed the Grammer misspelling in thread title
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Quote (ggurg0d @ Jun 7 2019 06:33pm)
You missed the Grammer misspelling in thread title


Yeah, but he's the guy looking for help so he gets a pass lol
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Quote (Twisted @ Jun 7 2019 06:37pm)
Yeah, but he's the guy looking for help so he gets a pass lol


If you really were a grammar nazi, no he wouldnt

I'll pay in shekels for other service pm me

This post was edited by Lonzo on Jun 10 2019 12:47pm
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Jun 10 2019 06:43pm
im an english teacher but unfortunately for you im not interested in helping
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Quote (KungPeriodFu @ Jun 11 2019 01:43am)
im an english teacher but unfortunately for you im not interested in helping


I'm
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So you're an english teacher, but what do you teach? :|
(/e This thread is quite amusing lol)

This post was edited by Forg0tten on Aug 3 2019 11:51am
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Quote (ResIpsaLoquitor @ 2 Jun 2019 21:05)
Real life lawyer here, language is my jam. I would need more details to appropriately give you a price. If your interested in my service private message me the details of the document, such as function of the article, intended audience, current word count.


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