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May 22 2019 06:31pm
I sat outside an apartment and said "ill give you candy if you get in the van" to the first three kids i saw. All three took the candy and got in.








My ex wife was super mad thats how i chose to pick up my stepchildren.
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May 22 2019 06:38pm
stick to bad dad jokes not bad creeper jokes

0/10 and may God have mercy on your soul
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May 22 2019 06:43pm
Free kids
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May 23 2019 12:05am
Pm fix_me
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May 23 2019 12:11am
10/10
Would get in again
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May 23 2019 01:52am
Not funny
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May 23 2019 03:32am
Quote (dude_927 @ May 22 2019 07:31pm)
I sat outside an apartment and said "ill give you candy if you get in the van" to the first three kids i saw. All three took the candy and got in.








My ex wife was super mad thats how i chose to pick up my stepchildren.


That sounds like it could be a spinoff of How I Met Your Mother! How I Pick Up My Step Children! :lol:
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#8
May 23 2019 03:59am
I saw a moderator in this thread! ! !
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