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dude_927
#1 May 22 2019 06:31pm
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I sat outside an apartment and said "ill give you candy if you get in the van" to the first three kids i saw. All three took the candy and got in.








My ex wife was super mad thats how i chose to pick up my stepchildren.
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#2 May 22 2019 06:38pm
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stick to bad dad jokes not bad creeper jokes

0/10 and may God have mercy on your soul
Xistz
#3 May 22 2019 06:43pm
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Free kids
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Pm fix_me
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10/10
Would get in again
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Not funny
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#7 May 23 2019 03:32am
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Quote (dude_927 @ May 22 2019 07:31pm)
I sat outside an apartment and said "ill give you candy if you get in the van" to the first three kids i saw. All three took the candy and got in.








My ex wife was super mad thats how i chose to pick up my stepchildren.


That sounds like it could be a spinoff of How I Met Your Mother! How I Pick Up My Step Children! :lol:
Illua
#8 May 23 2019 03:59am
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