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Aug 19 2019 09:32pm
Quote (obisent @ Aug 19 2019 06:48pm)
Confirmed do not want to fight a lion.


u will die alone as a coward, may god bless what's left of your spirit
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Aug 20 2019 11:11am
I feel like a baseball bat like swing as it jumped at me would be effective.

Second option would be to stab straight through the beasts chest as it jumps at me.

Idk
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Sep 6 2019 09:13pm
couldn't find the video on you tube but it is of the same scenario but the guy has gun instead of blade.

he almost gets taken out

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Sep 11 2019 03:50pm
"Hide" behind a tree so the lion has to come at an angle and then downwards chop severing any leg or possibly head/face. Tbh swinging in circles is dumb unless the hilt of the blade has enough room to hold it properly when impact happens otherwise it's going to be a long but shallow cut. 10/10 dont want to live I will fight a lion.
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Sep 28 2019 08:31am
Quote (hoipolloi @ May 13 2019 10:28am)
uh ok dude im tryin to have a fun discussion to see who the cowards are idc bout fake dime a dozen dying rising savior gods angry jealous sky fairies LOL in 2019 ppl still eatin tht shit up like pistachio ice cream pls keep em out of this thrad


The only coward here is you, lets be real.
You would piss your pink laced panties if a lion came at you, stand there frozen with fear as your piss runs down your leg.
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Sep 28 2019 02:43pm
if the claymore is 40/300/fools/eth self rep 2 soc

i ll destroy this mfkin lion eZ

and ofc nk after B)

This post was edited by luckspin on Sep 28 2019 02:43pm
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Nov 16 2019 02:28pm
This is a joke right ? Lions are fucking killing machines , they take down buffalo that weigh thousands of pounds . The minute that lion hits you running 20km/h you are fucked . The sheer impact may knock you out cold . Swords are heavy and even if you somehow time your strike perfectly and slice the lion wide open , while being scared shitless and bracing your body for inevetible impact , it will still attempt to kill you injured or not . This isnt a video game where youre going to cut the lion in half with one strike .That lion will grab your throat within a matter of seconds and bite down with tremendous force crushing your windpipe and causing severe trauma to the muscle and soft tissue in your neck , it may also fracture or break your spine depending on where the bite is placed . It will sit there with your throat in its jaws for 5 minutes squeezing down until you slowly wither into nothingness . You win this once or twice out of one hundred due to sheer luck .
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