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Feb 16 2019 11:57am
Bring a pamphlet titled "Coping with Giant Penis Syndrome" and accidentally drop it on the floor so the ladies see it.
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Feb 16 2019 12:21pm
Quote (SlamFkingDunk @ Feb 16 2019 03:07am)
have fun and dont have a baby

and dont get aids

also you're dumb


I like this guy
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Feb 16 2019 12:52pm
Quote (DisingenuousWEASEL @ Feb 16 2019 01:34am)
I'd strongly advise you wear a condom based on the demographic you're looking to bang

The only women who will
- care what you supposedly make
- be dumb enough to believe it
- put out in hopes of a free ride on the gravy train
are going to be likely pretty haggard, well worn, dumb as hell, and carrying an assortment of STDs

From a moral standpoint I think you're in the clear since you're limiting yourself to the lowest tier of gold diggers and are they have only themselves to blame if they don't do their due diligence

good luck



Lmao I like this response.
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Quote (Dominicano @ Feb 16 2019 10:52am)
Lmao I like this response.


We're all glad to know that, Dom.
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Quote (Vilify @ Feb 16 2019 12:00pm)
We're all glad to know that, Dom.



Glad to know that you are glad to know.

Anyone got an FPK account US East NL?
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Feb 16 2019 01:16pm
Quote (Dominicano @ Feb 16 2019 11:08am)
Glad to know that you are glad to know.

Anyone got an FPK account US East NL?


I'm glad bud!
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Feb 16 2019 01:20pm
Quote (Terps @ Feb 16 2019 01:57pm)
Bring a pamphlet titled "Coping with Giant Penis Syndrome" and accidentally drop it on the floor so the ladies see it.


lol
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Feb 16 2019 04:38pm
Quote (Noun @ Feb 16 2019 11:38am)
I tell em I once saw lebron at dinner. Works everytime


:rofl:
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Feb 17 2019 03:25pm
Quote (Terps @ Feb 16 2019 12:57pm)
Bring a pamphlet titled "Coping with Giant Penis Syndrome" and accidentally drop it on the floor so the ladies see it.


I actually have this condition



Curse my enormous girth
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Feb 17 2019 04:26pm
Quote (dis505 @ Feb 16 2019 08:33am)
Just actually become someone you’re not ashamed of and then you won’t have to lie



Best advice lol
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