today i was talking to my coworker about going to a college basketball game and trying to pickup girls

he said yah hes down to go and all we gotta do is lie lie lie and we gonna get pussy

he said he was gonna say he makes 500k a year he is a director / pornstar

i was gonna say im a business owner / boss of all trades


it wass funny we going to sf dons basketball game next week gonna be lit looks like

we gonna be taking the white car

I'd strongly advise you wear a condom based on the demographic you're looking to bang

The only women who will
- care what you supposedly make
- be dumb enough to believe it
- put out in hopes of a free ride on the gravy train
are going to be likely pretty haggard, well worn, dumb as hell, and carrying an assortment of STDs

From a moral standpoint I think you're in the clear since you're limiting yourself to the lowest tier of gold diggers and are they have only themselves to blame if they don't do their due diligence

good luck

This post was edited by DisingenuousWEASEL on Feb 16 2019 02:35am

have fun and dont have a baby

and dont get aids

also you're dumb

This post was edited by SlamFkingDunk on Feb 16 2019 03:07am

are there hella hoes at basketball games, I never see any at warriors games

Just actually become someone you’re not ashamed of and then you won’t have to lie

All great answers

Chan this ur multi?

I tell em I once saw lebron at dinner. Works everytime

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