I was out and about yesterday and felt the urge, so I pulled over at burger King to utilize their facilities. During my relief, a gentlemen walks in and begins utilizing the facilities as well. As I was nearing completion, I shook myself off (no more than twice, mind you). It was then, during this momentous moment that the unthinkable happened.. Mid-shake, I noticed that a single drop of my bladder nectar was indeed taking an arc that I had not prepared for. The velocity, combined with an absolutely perfect angle of flight left no other options. As the singular droplet of yellow liquid traveled towards this man's shoulder, I felt time slow. Seconds became hours, minutes became millenia. As I slowly began to regain conscious thought, it happened. The droplet landed, a direct hit. His battleship sunk. His shoulder had unknowingly absorbed the guided homing urine. It was in this moment his head swiveled.. His eyes, a burning dark sun of rage. The sweat, beading on his forehead in a glossy mixture of bewilderment, and fury. During what seemed like a small eternity, he mouthed a single phrase... "Does Diablo 3 has PVP yet"?

This post was edited by Omacron on Apr 29 2020 08:06am

tl;rdr

what you say?

numbers are good and yes numbers are numbers when numbering the numerical numerals

10/10

this

insane

this is insane :o

no more insane than people making multis and spamming to get post count up

multi = numbers

more multis = more numbers

they have discovered the secret of diablo 3

2 weeks and this item will be much worse then no ancient hps with half useless lines.

HPS will be buffed 75-100% as new affix so u can salvage it already. Was nice item anyway