What do you call something blue running around? a Baby in a freezer bag.
What do you call something green sitting in the corner? Same Baby, three weeks later.
What do you call something that bubbles and scratches at windows? Baby in a Microwave
Whats worse than 10 Dead babies in a Garbage can? 1 Dead baby in 10 garbage cans
Whats smiles and is red all over? Baby eating razor blades
What has four legs and 1 arm? Bull Dog in a playpen
Why do babies go in Head first? So you dont hear them scream over the blender.
Whats more fun than nailing a baby to a post? Ripping the Baby off
How do you handle a pile of Babies? with a Pitchfork
How do you know you got a live one? The Pitchfork jiggles
What do you give your kin when they have a miscarriage? A Dead Puppy.
What sizzles and squirms? Baby on a grill
How do you spoil a baby? Leave it out in the sun.
Whats black and crispy? Baby with a blowtorch
How to get 1000 babies in a Phone booth? Blender
How to get them out? Straw
How to keep your baby excited? Give it an extension cord
How to keep your baby silent? Plug in the extension cord
if you got to then, good job! you are a fucked up human!