Quote (Phaggot @ Jan 28 2019 04:24pm)
Stacy just got her license and her friends are bugging her to drive them to school Prom.
"You have to drive us" -one friend remarked
"I will remove you from group chat" -threatened another
So Stacy went to her Dad and said, "Dad, I really need the car this saturday"
"No you can't have the car" Her father quickly retorted
"But daddy, all my friends are asking and I really need it or I will die"
"Oh ya? Well if you need it that bad, then give me a blowjob, and its yours fir saturday night" - Dad said with a smirk
"WTF?!!? No." - Stacy responded with a sour look on her face
"Fine no car."
Next day at school Stacy's friend constantly harassed her, she knew she had to get the car..
Friday night....
Stacy: "dad okay I really need the car tomorrow no joking around"
Dad: "Of course, just a beej..."
Stacy rolled her eyes and moaned in disgust, but what else is a 17 year old girl to do? her Life really would end if she didn't get the car, according to her dumbass friends.
Stacy: "Fine"
Stacy's dad stood up and unzipped his pants, notioning Stacy to get down on her knees...
Stacy slowly lowered, as she got closer to her fathers package a particular smell hit her..
"Dad," Stacy exclaimed, "Your dick smells like shit.. Like literally it smells like shit..."
Dad: "Well ya your brother needs the car tonight"
Wow... lmao this ended differently than I had expected. Definitely a little dark.