Wow

all the pussy i get

ELO increases size of e-penis for sure, i feel you there.

nothing
I don't play anymore

Its fun to ruin peoples hours of hard work and thousands of dollars of skins just cuz I tilt them real hard.
You know how many people have called me the N word in gold and below? rip accounts

Why is that fun?

Just is. Take today for example. Trolling around on a smurf, I soft ran it down top for funsies.
Someone with an account dating back to season 3 had a mental breakdown cuz it was his promos, Spent the next 20 minutes before we ff'd (i said no to the 15 min 4-1) talking about how he was going to find me and kill my parents and make me watch, then kill me.
After the game was over he did the same thing, going into graphic detail for 5 whole minutes about the stuff he was going to do to me and how he "had my IP address" and would "be there shortly"
sent a ticket into riot with some screen shots, that was 4 hours ago. He played 1 more game and has been off since. Hopefully permanently.

I'd like to think of myself as Batman. These people are scum, meanwhile I catch up on netflix while soft inting and I keep up in stats because its bronze - silver and you can literally afk for 10 minutes and still be even.
I take on all of their hate so some 14 year old depressive doesnt have to. Bonus points if they cry when their account gets banned

Kind of sucks to care about something only to have someone intentionally sabotage it.

Why are you like this?

I do this while I do dishes or am making food. Its a de-rank technique that works pretty well
It also makes me feel warm and fuzzy watching someone who spent thousands of hours and hundreds of dollars on skins get so irritated they drop a few N bombs on me and all of a sudden get perma'd

So you're mad at someone for calling you a nigger because of something you're intentionally doing to irritate them.

Logic?