Granted it works amazingly but becomes hacked by the us government and you become trumps personal rc tool of destruction hopelessly apologising as you decimate the non white masses.

I wish all of gc had terminal cancer and was raped every night in their hospital beds by some huge dicked black guy, each night alternating the fictional character he de.ressed up as so anybody they told assumed they were lying for attention and stopped visiting followed by them dying broken and alone

Granted and everyone here died a swift and painless death due to hospice drugs except you who just happened to be immune to the positive effects of such drugs and you suffer the bbc fictional rape for years before dying with your bloody blown out asshole.

I wish I had my own private Island with self sustaining power and enough resources to live comfortably and enjoyably with my family until the end of time.

Bump

That

Bump

I wish I had a pocket for my rocket.

Granted, however the cybernetic enhancements require you to become blind.

I wish I die a slow and painful death alone with no family or friends.

Granted, and after you die your spirit is forced to spend eternity in the company of those you wish to see least.

I wish My other senses were as powerful as the daredevil’s since I’m blind.

Granted. But because your senses are so heightened, you are constantly having orgasmic-overloads and as a result, never getting anything done.

I wish I could poop.