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Oct 2 2018 06:43pm
Quote (Stories @ Oct 2 2018 06:12pm)
Love this game, played it a few times over the years.



Granted.

Money is now worthless and you are now wasting these 2 hours a day for the rest of your life, slave labor.


Quote (Mascara @ Oct 2 2018 08:42pm)
You didn't even make a wish -_-


I wish for world peace, corny yes. Go!

Edit: I'm used to being the genie ;)

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Oct 2 2018 06:53pm
Quote (Stories @ Oct 2 2018 08:43pm)
I wish for world peace, corny yes. Go!

Edit: I'm used to being the genie ;)


Wish granted, but aliens invade the planet and we all get raped and become emaciated from lack of habitable living conditions.

I wish I died and everybody remembered me as the most beautiful person in the world while I set an example for suicide prevention. ♥


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Oct 2 2018 07:19pm
Quote (Mascara @ Oct 2 2018 07:53pm)
Wish granted, but aliens invade the planet and we all get raped and become emaciated from lack of habitable living conditions.

I wish I died and everybody remembered me as the most beautiful person in the world while I set an example for suicide prevention. ♥



Granted: you die and everybody remembers you as the most beautiful person in the world and people do not want to commit suicide but rumors spread like wildfire that you were conceited and hated people who lacked beautific qualities, the world’s beautiful people pit themselves against the non-beautific and plain jane people, Since the beautiful people were outnumbered they were wiped from the face of the earth and you will always be remembered as the most hated person in history.

I wish I did not have to sleep or rest at all to feel rested and had energy to do things 24/7
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Oct 2 2018 07:22pm
I wish for the world to be hit by a horrible disease that wipes out mankind
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Oct 2 2018 07:24pm
Quote (JMR @ Oct 2 2018 08:22pm)
I wish for the world to be hit by a horrible disease that wipes out mankind



Your wish is irrelevant you did not grant and punish the last wish.

/e whatever ill do anyways.

Wish granted, days before the horrible disease hits mankind you meet the love of your life and could finally be truly happy, the two of you were going to take a trip and boarded a plane which happened to have some of the first carriers of the disease, you contracted it and the first effect was to shrivel your genitals and make them useless then loss of vision so you couldn’t see her anymore, eventually dying and rotting in hell for wishing the world dead.

I’m still wishing for 24/7 energy

This post was edited by Drakwen on Oct 2 2018 07:29pm
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Oct 2 2018 07:31pm
Quote (Drakwen @ 2 Oct 2018 18:24)
Your wish is irrelevant you did not grant and punish the last wish.


Oh shit, well your wish is granted, and now I kinda would like an ice cream
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Oct 2 2018 07:51pm
Quote (Drakwen @ Oct 2 2018 09:24pm)
Your wish is irrelevant you did not grant and punish the last wish.

/e whatever ill do anyways.

Wish granted, days before the horrible disease hits mankind you meet the love of your life and could finally be truly happy, the two of you were going to take a trip and boarded a plane which happened to have some of the first carriers of the disease, you contracted it and the first effect was to shrivel your genitals and make them useless then loss of vision so you couldn’t see her anymore, eventually dying and rotting in hell for wishing the world dead.

I’m still wishing for 24/7 energy


Granted, you never have to rest again, but you live with paralysis in the right side of your body.

I wish JMR had ice cream.

This post was edited by Mascara on Oct 2 2018 07:51pm
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Oct 2 2018 07:55pm
Quote (Mascara @ 2 Oct 2018 18:51)
Granted, you never have to rest again, but you live with paralysis in the right side of your body.

I wish JMR had ice cream.


Thx B)

Quote (Drakwen @ 2 Oct 2018 18:24)
Your wish is irrelevant you did not grant and punish the last wish.

/e whatever ill do anyways.

Wish granted, days before the horrible disease hits mankind you meet the love of your life and could finally be truly happy, the two of you were going to take a trip and boarded a plane which happened to have some of the first carriers of the disease, you contracted it and the first effect was to shrivel your genitals and make them useless then loss of vision so you couldn’t see her anymore, eventually dying and rotting in hell for wishing the world dead.

I’m still wishing for 24/7 energy


Too late, my genitals are shriveled and shrunken to an ungodly extent
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Oct 2 2018 08:06pm
Quote (Mascara @ Oct 2 2018 08:51pm)
Granted, you never have to rest again, but you live with paralysis in the right side of your body.

I wish JMR had ice cream.



Granted, JMR has ice cream, he eats it really fast and gives you his brainfreeze through reverse osmosis.

I wish for cybernetic enhancements that make the paralyzed right side of my body work better than before it was paralyzed
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Oct 2 2018 09:21pm
Quote (Bogs @ Oct 2 2018 04:09pm)
Granted, but you're the owner of a slave and that is well known. People hate you now.

I wish I had tacos right now.


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