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Feb 2 2019 11:38pm
Stop with that mediocre shit, we want /terribly/ dark jokes.
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Feb 3 2019 07:26am
I added Paul walker on Xbox…

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.


What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boys face AFTER he turns 12.


After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis.
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Feb 3 2019 09:40am
Quote (Vicc @ Feb 3 2019 07:38am)
Stop with that mediocre shit, we want /terribly/ dark jokes.


:rofl:

Ok, let me hear some :baby:
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Feb 3 2019 09:35pm
Quote (Alk @ 3 Feb 2019 11:40)
:rofl:

Ok, let me hear some :baby:


Someone didn't like a rape joke I told and said they hoped my daughter would get raped.

Well for starters she would have to survive the abortion first.

This post was edited by Vicc on Feb 3 2019 09:42pm
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Feb 3 2019 09:37pm
Why are there so many school shootings and why do so many of our young die?

It's how God supplies the terrorists with their 72 virgins in heaven.

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Feb 3 2019 09:41pm
A few days ago I was talking to some friends, and friends of those friends, at a bar.

I decided to break the ice with the new friends with a few jokes, most of which went down very well...until I decided to tell a few more offensive ones...and picked the worst possible one to start with.

Here's the joke I told:

"What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?

Throw your washing (laundry if you're American) in."

One of the new friends instantly became enraged and swung for me. When I asked him what the hell his problem was he replied that his younger brother was epileptic and died in the bath many years ago.

Obviously I felt mortified as I didn't know about it, and said "I'm so sorry to hear that. Did he drown?"

"No," replied the guy. "He choked on a sock."

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Feb 6 2019 08:22pm
QUOTE=Alk,Jan 31 2019 11:02am]
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool ]Pokémons.
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I laughed way to hard at that lol
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Apr 10 2019 08:20pm
Omg. I need more. These are so good. MOAR!!!
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Apr 14 2019 03:07pm
Quote (RichmanPuppies @ Sep 30 2018 11:22pm)
Princess Diana is fucking gold.


Right lmao.
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Apr 19 2019 01:51am
Females think they know everything.
me and my gf decided to try anal for the first time
It was taking a while and she kept saying "ow, stop, you don't know what you're doing"
I was like "stfu, what do you know? You're 9"
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