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After a lengthy thought on the issue id say chronic disappointment in his wife's son
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Aug 26 2018 12:36pm
He was made in the image of god. And God is a sick kid with a magnifying glass.
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Aug 28 2018 04:33pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Aug 24 2018 05:03pm)
After a lengthy thought on the issue id say chronic disappointment in his wife's son



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Pray him
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Aug 31 2018 08:29am
i dunno about asthma but a/c gives me headaches when i sit in it for too long
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He read your jsp posts and got cancer



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Sep 24 2018 03:58am
Spa therapy with arsenic
That's what he needs imo

Arsenic is good to reduce allergies & it helps to breath well

It lasts for 21 days.

This post was edited by Chevaucheur on Sep 24 2018 03:59am
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Quote (Chevaucheur @ Sep 24 2018 03:58am)
Spa therapy with arsenic
That's what he needs imo

Arsenic is good to reduce allergies & it helps to breath well

It lasts for 21 days.


If his wifes son stopped being a pussy he would get better
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Sep 24 2018 04:09pm
Quote (Thor123422 @ Sep 24 2018 05:02am)
If his wifes son stopped being a pussy he would get better



If his wife’s son stopped breathing he’d turn his life around 180.
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Sep 28 2018 02:06am
Quote (Chevaucheur @ Aug 21 2018 03:31pm)
My father pretends that:
• air conditioning causes asthma attacks to him
• while we (my mother, my brother, or me) use air conditioning, we are actually trying to kill him

There is little dust at home, and I do not understand why he has asthma.
Is it something else that could be responsible for his asthma?

I have heard that testosterone stimulates the orthosympathetic system and may be responsible for asthma attacks.
Is it true?

My father certain has a high level testosterone.
Because he is rude and dominant.

My father's name is Abraham, and he's a practicing Jew. He believes he is the true Abraham. That's why he almost killed me one day.


I recommend tapping his balls to lower his testosterone.

Saw a post in this subforum that provided proof that testosterone is bad and tapping balls is good, can't remember who made post tho.


GOod luck

This post was edited by GuyLadouche on Sep 28 2018 02:16am
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