Quote (caswallen @ Sep 1 2018 06:35pm)
the elf in front of you screams, "Donald Trump is making America Great Again!"... he doesn't attack you but you slay him anyways, just to clean up the world... you loot his corpse and you find a parcel containing proof of Russian Collusion...
you quickly realize the parcel was forged by the mystical, treacherous old hag, Hillary of Clinton. Fearing for your life, you quickly stash the parcel and flee for the imperial complex of Washington. Upon arrival, you cast level 50 invisibility on yourself, because after all, you are a maximum level conservative warrior, and being seen in the land of the democratic socialist movement, is a very risky maneuver. Slyly, you turn the parcel in to the overlords. Briefly, for a fleeting moment you hear the words "Locketh her up!"
Outside, you can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth.